Daily AMA • Page 168

I like that.

 

Damn you're a cold ass honky

 

@Garrett L. if you were the supreme leader of Chorus and not a mod, what's the first change you'd make to the forums? and you can't say deleting them

 

Do you think you'd be able to do that thing where someone jumps off a balcony and grabs the bar of the balcony below them?
Would you rather have only thumbs for fingers or only fingers for toes?
If Pokemon were real, what would your team be?
In a life or death situation, do you think you'd be able to kamehameha?
Pick a Superpower - You can fly but only two feet off the ground and every time you hear All Star by Smash Mouth you shrink two inches in height OR every time you jerk off Mark Wahlberg splits into another, equal sized, Mark Wahlberg.

 

@ChaseTx and belated to @dadbolt and @Fucking Dustin is it mere coincidence that the Texas crew all has kids or are you pulling one on us?

 

I'm 99 percent sure that it's just a coincidence haha. I mean, it better fucking be cause I'm probably moving there this year and I'm not about that life.

 

I heard Texas can change a man

 

Describe your perfect murder @ChaseTx

 

Yeah but I was hoping that was more along the lines of "suddenly without crippling anxiety" instead of "suddenly produce humans"

 

You drink one sweet tea and a girl just becomes pregnant

 

I'm kid-less

 

kidlessinTX

my Tinder profile name

 

"a 5 star man"
your tinder profile

 

Not to go too in depth about it but Chase and I were both in uncommon manipulative situations

 

I feel badly now

 

I'm gonna get back to this during lunch

odd coincidence but also a big part of why the three of us are such good friends

The one Papa Roach got away with

I got bad news for you

 

I meant how would you commit the perfect murder, but I guess you found a god damn loophole

 

Is it about the anxiety? It has to come too? Lame.

 

@ChaseTx have you ever jerked it to minion Porn?

 

Great question.

 

Would you rather have 3 eyes or 4?

 

@ChaseTx what's your favorite thing to chase?

 

@ChaseTx what hair products do you use?

 

do you condition before you shampoo or shampoo before you condition?

 

Have you ever considered starring in a sequel to "Chasing Amy" entitled "Chasing Chase"?