Daily AMA • Page 132

if @angrycandy spends the rest of the day lamenting my ambivalence towards TMNT i will be very amused

 

would you use protection?

 

If you were one of the Runt candies, which would you be and why? @electro haikus

 

omg the rules please

i do! i use oils and balms from Grave Before Shave and i love them

 

If he used lamb skin, maybe it'd feel more natural.

 

out of courtesy, hell yeah

the banana because no one wants me

 

@electro haikus the first time you had sex, did you think that's how all your sexual encounters would be? were you right or wrong?

 

hhhmmm. prob not, we were both virgins, so i don't think i expected it to be so awkward every time. but it was cute af. she came over during christmas break while we were in high school and we were both like "cool cool cool that was fun".

 

@electro haikus if you got invited to be on Dr. Phil because you're a very charismatic and handsome young man, but you had to create a character and a vice, what would they be?

 

Hank E. Pankie from Little Rock, runs a raccoon wresling fed

 

@electro haikus what's your favorite type of cloud

 

holy fuck lol

 

I just realized I've never made sex with a virgin, just as one.

 

weed brother

 

challah bread

 

I mean, you wanna be considerate.

 

I think the cirrus is kinda cool

 

Same

 

Maybe that's a good thing.

 

@electro haikus

Do you ever think about Dylan?

 

Make sex?

 

who?

 

Nimbostratus the GOAT cloud

 

Yeah, like, do sex to and with somebody.