Daily AMA • Page 131

sorry, Ken. it was wonderful knowing you but i can't change being correct.

i forget all the fuckin' time and pretty much spend all winter every winter with a crack in the middle of my bottom lip. but i used burts bees.

 

• a kid named Neil used to make fun of me for my mom being dead but i beat the shit out of him a little
• yeah he's a 45 year old loser who tried to steal my ex from me all the time
• no, but he sucked

 

"I beat the shit out of him a little"

That's my kind of phrasin'

 

You think you could beat a rabbit in a race if it was missing one of it's feet? @electro haikus

 

a shove to the ground and a couple of just-firm-enough punches. we were cool after that, too lol

 

i could definitely beat a rabbit in a race
i just don't know if i would win the race

 

@electro haikus who was your favorite bad guy on the old school ninja turtles cartoons?

 

Do you think cutting both of a horse's horns off its head and taping one of them to the center of its forehead makes an adequate unicorn substitution?

 

Spend one week in a coffin, buried under 2500 dead rats, spend three weeks hiding in a closet in the kitchen of the Iran government HQ, or walk like a crab in the nude with no shoes across ten NYC city blocks?

 

Sanchez is playing dirty

 

If a male centaur makes sex to a human female, what do you think their child would look like @electro haikus ?

 

@electro haikus would you rather your child have a face shaped like a chicken nugget or a pot pie?

 

never liked TMNT

wait do horses have horns? if so, yes.

coffin

idk but their voice would be a little horse

luckily nuggets have all kinds of shapes, i'm going nugget and praying for a face-shaped nugget

 

oh fuck you Can

 

Would you **** a female centaur a little, if the moment was right?

 

never liked TMNT

 

idk man. if the bottom portion was the human portion it'd be much more likely

 

the correct answer is the Rat King

 

Would you consider ******* a centaur bestiality?

 

nah it's actually probably that gator or metalhead, maybe bebop or rocksteady

 

for sure lol

 

This centaur stuff has brought up some very interesting social dilemmas.

 

@electro haikus would you rather live under Dylan's rules for a week or spend a decade in prison for a crime you didn't commit

 

@electro haikus do you use beard oil?