Daily AMA • Page 130

Return of the King
Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
Empire Strikes Back
Deathly Hallows, Part 1
Rogue One
Goblet of Fire
Deathly Hallows, Part 2
Star Trek (2009)
Revenge of the Sith
Half-Blood Prince
Return of the Jedi
Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them
Prisoner of Azkaban
A New Hope
The Force Awakens
Desolation of Smaug
Order of the Phoenix
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
The Hobbit
Attack of the Clones
The Phantom Menace
The Battle of the Five Armies
Star Trek Beyond (2016)
The Last Jedi
The Sorcerer's Stone
Chamber of Secrets

I, too, apologize for not seeing any of the old Star Trek movies.

You totally meant for me to do an AMA, I know.

 

kanyeshrug

 

I would be the most polarizing force in reality TV history.

 

I can already see Dan forcing his nicknames of himself onto the roommates

it would be TV gold, and he would kill it in merch

Dank Dan and Dirty Dan shirts

 

Every show needs a person you love to hate

 

I am the EPITOME of that.

 

@electro haikus would you rather host a talk show with Tomi Lahren or be Andy Dick's personal assistant?

 

Lahren so i can tell her she's wrong the whole time

 

Hahahaha! Totally something I would do.

I came up with a new one last night I can't remember it though hmmmm

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah DAN CHAMPION.

 

Dumbass Dan

 

U luv that gif cam

 

i really do

 

@electro haikus how did you go from living in the South to living upstate? What's your favorite thing about Albany?

 

You must have a cordial lunch at taco bell with either Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, or Bill O'Reilly. Who's it gonna be? Why?

 

my father was in the Navy for 5 years or so, first stationed in Japan and then in Fort Worth, Texas. my dad was discharged due to a back injury within the first 2 years they were there. both of their families are from upstate NY where they met, but my mom and dad and all my siblings were so entrenched in new friendships that they didn't want to move back, so we were there for like 10 years. looking back as to why we moved, my dad got addicted to opioids for his back and was utterly useless so i think my mom decided she needed the support of my grandma/aunts and uncles. i'm eternally grateful she made that decision for 100 reasons, chiefly being i got to know the family members that would wind up being my guardians.

Albany is just lovely. it's a great city that doesn't have an astronomical cost of living to match, very progressive and very accepting. tons of businesses owned and aimed at marginalized groups.

 

bill o'reilly because i'm convinced he is more persona/character than actual piece of shit, but i'd still hate it

 

Cheesy Gordita Crunch or Double Decker Taco

Make the right decision.

 

CGC every single time

 

I'm done.

 

do you use chapstick? if so, what kind?

 

I'm guessing strawberry, low moisture.

 

@electro haikus did you ever have a bully?
did you ever know someone named Todd?
did Todd bully you?