@dadbolt, why does Future like to eat cheesecake real late at night? is that the optimal time to eat cheesecake?
@dadbolt why won't my son eat dinner? Follow up: why does he constantly take a shit in the tub during bathtime?
@Rob Hughes would you rather eat an entire box of Oreos in which the cream filling is replaced with Bengay and every time you get sick you have to start over OR Would you rather spend the rest of your life as a spear fisherman in a harsh, swampy climate equally riddled with monstrous mosquitoes and a lingering notion that you’ll die before you’re able to provide for your family in the way that you’d like.