Daily AMA • Page 115

idk if he actually says that in this trailer. He says it in some of the TV Spots

 

@dadbolt, who's your favorite Mario Kart character(s)? I'll allow up to 3

 

Who do you play as in goldeneye?

 

why tf did i sign up for this shit

eh, take it or leave it. i don't really get too excited for pizza in general bc there's not a lot of good pizza to be had around here

trainwreck

hmmm. probably the time I wasn't quite done with an acid trip and got called out to work. this was several years ago and it was miserable. i think i did some coke to try to level out and it made it worse. i wasn't very smart.

no

i was sick a few months ago and gambled on a fart

the sheriff of babylon by tom king

no

i like them on occasion if i don't have to roll em.

an eighth

that's all im going to do while im there

just this ****

1. n/a
2. you've heard his jokes, right?

yes

no

slight edge to the qp but i dont really fuck with mcdonalds anymore

yeah joe

i bet meatloaf loved butt stuff

PFT as Al A. Pederson bc I love how Scott goes over the backstory every time
Lauren as Traci
Jeremy Rowley as Ming
Jessica McKenna as Beth
Carl Tart as The Chief
Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox

prob malcolm x or training day

shaggy 2 dope woop woop

only if i got my own tv show

second only to mother!

fuck. wilco, the national, and sharon van etten

spend some time playing with soph, listen to my favorite records, watch The Master, call my friends, **** my girlfriend, eat a steak, tell my dad and other shitty family members what i really feel and think about them. if there's any time left after all that I'd prolly just end it myself in the coolest way possible

little nippy

learn the proper cook time for hot pockets

i'm gonna stew on this and try to get back to it, remind me if i forget

indeed

 

@dadbolt change your avatar to the one i made don't be rude

 

what's your "if i had to be a stripper" song?

 

@dadbolt your house is on fire and you only have time to grab either extremely dank weed or Sophie

How many seconds before you realize you have to save Sophie?

 

taking the old sophie's choice joke and making it about sophie. genius.

 

good call on The Master @dadbolt

 

@dadbolt

Which TV show character reminds you of each person in the A1 crew?

 

fuck @iCarly Rae Jepsen now you've got me wondering what my dream CBB would be

• Lapkus as Pamela from Big Bear
• PFT as Big Chunky Bubbles
• Andy Daly as Don DiMello
• James Adomian as Jesse Ventura
• Seth Morris as Bob Ducca

 

Great question, RT @dadbolt

 

I wouldn't save anyone. I don't know the consitution of the vessel I'm on. would adding another bring it down? just a chance i can't take. sorry

no

cinnamon rolls x 6

because u touch urself at night

yeah what's not to like

bc hollywood doesn't have true visionaries like u g

werewolf

a1

ravenclaw that sorting hat can get fucked

how much u got?

not close enough

nature boi

neva

i dont think about the lord at all

ok

not at all. made some of my best friends in the world from that god awful thread

 

@dadbolt but luna lovegood is a ravenclaw and she's the GOAT so all i'm saying is it's okay to be a ravenclaw

 

@dadbolt, what are five things you would want to have with you if you were trapped on a deserted island?

 

@dadbolt, what is your favorite Kelly Clarkson song?

 

what an excellent question.

5. Anytime
4. Miss Independent
3. Beautiful Disaster (Live Version)
2. My Life Would Suck Without You
1. Since U Been Gone

 

maybe like a 4? idk. would probably be more interested if i actually had a vr headset. i don't really watch porn much

im only doing it to prove u wrong now

okay slightly more interestednow. bump it up to a 6

i appreciate the offer but i'm out on this one

sometimes yes. never u tho

im pretty over the institution of marriage and i dont think i want any more kids. guess we'll see what happens

only when other people bring him up

she doesn't need to know about dadbolt yet

only u can call me that

i donated an organ a couple nights ago

uhhh yeah that's what i meant ^

sure

prob not but i'd be willing to try

dammit travis

dammit travis

sort of

wendys

dammit justin

 

Wendy's is correct!

 

no ken i have not

nah man i'm sitting at my desk trying not to laugh tho

 

shouts out to @electro haikus for the avatar assist

 

holy shit that new avatar

 

it's a keeper

 

sorry mine was no gud

 

@dadbolt why haven't you answered my questions?