Daily AMA • Page 113

Do you wish that you could go back in time to the like every post thread and stop yourself from ever posting there in the first place?

 

so wait, i can just change all instances of saying "@dylan" to "@dulam"? thank you, @Ken.

 

You're welcome, Poll_Master_420

 

@dadbolt, on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about the future of VR pornography?

 

Dadbolt will never answer all of these.

 

Especially with the potential to take mind altering drugs while enjoying said VR?

 

@dadbolt would you buy me one of those nice new **** dolls? They look so real and I could do QC for you before you buy one.

 

this is already fucking hilarious and he hasn't answered a single question yet

on a side note: I keep posting things in the wrong thread

 

this is your home now

 

@dadbolt have u ever wanted to block every member of this site

 

@dadbolt do you think you finally found @mombolt?

 

@dadbolt, how often do you think about @blakebeats?

 

If so, when will you register her account here? Or will you two simply share yours?

 

or @daddybolt we don't judge here

 

@dadbolt, are you an organ donor?

 

yes trav he gives us his heart every day

 

@dadbolt can i have $15

 

Do you think you could ever Whataburger @mombolt in a car smaller than a Hyndai Elentra? @dadbolt

 

@dadbolt, have you ever milked a cow?

 

i'm still waiting to hear a rumbling in the distance, only to look out my window and see the trees begin to sway as the ground shakes, before @dulam tears in here with murder in his eyes ready to critique @dadbolt's every word

 

@dadbolt, have you ever stolen a blueberry pie off a windowsill?

 

@dadbolt have you ever stolen a pic-uh-nic basket?

 

Who has the best chicken nuggets?

 

@dadbolt have you ever gotten your head stuck in a honey jar?