Daily AMA • Page 11

the appropriate phrase is "thank you for your service"

 

oh f**k off you old crabapple!

 

ask me a question.

 

@dylan beatles or stones?

 

Who is better me or you

 

you

 

Dang really throwing a wrench in my sassy comeback I had prepared

 

did this motherfucker srsly just skip over my question???? @thesoftskeleton ask him if he prefers the beatles or the stones please

 

Wasn’t as important as mine tbh

 

wtf who are you, him?? thats it i'm unsubscribing i see how it is

 

@dylan who you like better Beatles or the stones or me

 

That’s not even a real question Cups

If anyone picks the stones they need to revaluate their life

 

Noooo stop with this!!!!!

 

i saw it coming from a mile away. i am a very stable genius

beatles, you big baby

see above

 

Because you can't get a rolling boil with a microwave and they heat water unevenly, and as an Englishman a poorly made cuppa is basically treason

 

also, a warm tea???

 

@dylan
You have an axe.
It's made of two parts, the handle and the blade.
The handle breaks and you replace it.
Then, the blade breaks and you replace it.
What is your favorite color?

 

@dylan what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord

 

Who is your favorite character on The Price is Right?

 

how is this even a question? lol

 

I'm sorry you don't like my questions.

 

i liked ur question ken. dulam prob wont answer it bc he's the worst.

 

@dylan when you’re about to get lucky, do you at least remove the black licorice jelly beans?

 

I didn't say I didn't like your question. Unless I say I don't like something, don't assume what I am thinking.

 

he doesn't