Daily AMA • Page 109

I was originally 1/29 but i forgot I’m not working that day and I’ll wait until I can get paid to do it

 

Bring it on!! I have had nothing to do at work lately. Y’all would make my day so much better.

 

Being right after @Kiana reminds me of my first open mic when I saw the most hilarious person on earth take the stage and thought "Who the hell could follow that up?"

Next thing I heard was the host going "Coming to the stage...Dustin Harkins!" Followed by 3 pairs of clapping hands.

 

awesomeee you have 2/16

 

This has nothing to do with anything but I was on the forum at work the other day and my boyfriend comes over and reads over my shoulder for a minute and just goes “fuckin Dustin.” And it took me a second to register he was literally just reading the username and not actually commenting.

 

This is such a beautiful story hahahahaha, I had begun to doubt my username when I received a PM on here saying "By the way I fucking hate your user name" out of the blue, but I feel like this moment has redeemed it so much

 

I love the idea of someone reading my username out loud

 

On Saturday at our crab boil one of my friends asked @Your Milkshake what his chorus name is (since he's on here too) and it was so funny just hearing him go like "It's umm...Your Milkshake?"

 

By the by, just wanted to say that I've thought about this question like most of the afternoon after I read it, so very good question Fuckin' Dustin'

 

Thank you! I think about it a lot too, I feel like it's something that so many people can have unique answers to (even if they have the same common goal)

 

I’m not that fast but if I’m in a situation like that I think I’ll be zooming

Bear, if I’m getting attacked by a shark I also risk the chance of drowning

@dylan

But really, I enjoy the company of everyone in there. I’ve said it before, but you’re all some of the best people I know.

I used to love cooking, but after working at a higher end cafeteria at Michigan State I began to hate it and really haven’t gotten back into it since unfortunately. I really want to pick it back up soon though.

 

New thread: record my boyfriend incredulously reading everyone’s usernames.

 

"There's a dog on here?"

 

surely he can't read "bigmike" incredulously.

 

I feel like this is a Kickstarter/Patreon-esque opportunity

"Donate $5 and my boyfriend will attempt to create his own interpretation of the meaning behind your username"

 

Ok. I'll be kinda useless during the morning (I guess afternoon for east coasters) cause I teach a class but I'll do my best!

 

Joe what would it take for me to be in your good graces

 

Well you're on the day before me so that should help you in retrospect

 

$5000

 

I wanna add @awwgereee to dis

 

Lol noooo I'm the opener that everyone stands around for and looks at their phone the whole time and the loudest reception I get is saying it's the last one and the headliner is on next!!

 

Deal.

 

do it, dylan.

 

You can’t afford that. I’ll give you a loan with a great interest rate.

 

I expect it in my paypal by the end of the week