Daily AMA

Every day we will assign this thread to any brave/bored user with enough time on their hands until the thread eventually dies.

2018:
Monday 1/8-Tuesday 1/9: dylan
Wednesday 1/10: St. Nate & dylan
Thursday 1/11: iCarly Rae Jepsen
Friday 1/12: Ken
Monday 1/15: Anthony_
Tuesday 1/16: Mr. Serotonin
Wednesday 1/17: thesoftskeleton
Thursday 1/18: sleepy
Friday 1/19: AelNire
Monday 1/22: Joe4th
Tuesday 1/23: dadbolt
Wednesday 1/24: Rob Hughes
Thursday 1/25: electro haikus (RIP)
Friday 1/26: St. Nate
Monday 1/29: Kiana
Tuesday 1/30: Fucking Dustin
Wednesday 1/31: ChaseTX
Thursday 2/1: Colby Searcy
Friday 2/2: Dirty Sanchez
Monday 2/5: Henry
Tuesday 2/6: Zoshchenko
Wednesday 2/7: Cody
Thursday 2/8: CoffeeEyes17
Friday 2/9: MikeyPaine
Monday 2/12: ComedownMachine
Tuesday 2/13: tucah
Wednesday 2/14: dylan (part deux)
Thursday 2/15: carrytheweird
Friday 2/16: kaylasananjou
Monday 2/19: bigmike
Tuesday 2/20: Mary V
Wednesday 2/21: JulieLynn
Thursday 2/22: Larry David
Friday 2/23: awwgereee
Monday 2/26: Garrett L
Tuesday 2/27: oldjersey
Wednesday 2/28: CarpetElf
Thursday 3/1: DarkHotline
Friday 3/2: CobraKidJon
Monday 3/5: sophos34
Tuesday 3/6: Benjamin Lee
Wednesday 3/7: Dog With a Blog
Thursday 3/8: thenewmatthewperry
Friday 3/9: theagentcoma
Saturday 3/10: Deathco_019
Sunday 3/11: iCarly Rae Jepsen (answering questions about seminal 90's adult alternative band 311 exclusively)
Monday 3/12: mattfreaksmeout
Tuesday 3/13: MrCon
Wednesday 3/14: Larry David
Thursday 3/15: primavera
Friday 3/16: Joe4th
Monday 3/19: AelNire
Tuesday 3/20: Dominick
Wednesday 3/21: Meerkat
Thursday 3/22: bradsonemanband
Friday 3/23: Colby Searcy, but he asks everyone else questions
Sunday 3/25: GEM37
Monday 3/26: oldjersey
Tuesday 3/27: Shrek
Wednesday 3/28: BlueEyesBrewing
Thursday 3/29: mad
Friday 3/30: St. Nate
Monday 4/2: Kiana
Tuesday 4/3: Garrett L.
Wednesday 4/4: Henry
Thursday 4/5: Fucking Dustin
Monday 4/9: littlejohn
Tuesday 4/10: supernovagirl
Thursday 4/12: iCarly Rae Jepsen
Friday 4/13: TJ Wells
Friday 4/20: Ken & dadbolt & BirdPerson
Saturday 6/9 ComedownMachine

2019:
Monday 12/9: CoffeeEyes17

 

Here for the misery

 

oh no

 

In before the lock

 

This is officially the worst thread on Chorus

his ego is about to be through the roof moreso than it already is

 

@dylan do you prefer white or brown eggs and for what reasons? thanks

 

Leave me alone

 

Make sure to tag @dylan in every post you make so he doesn't miss your question

 

@dylan i'm currently in the market for a pair of slippers. any suggestions? thanks

 

@dylan is it okay to microwave tea?

 

thanks adding to OP

 

#dylanAMA

 

@dylan

what is the proper shrubbery cutting etiquette?

 

The Dylan Awards 2018 (Official Thread)

 

I'm not Dulam. But I can answer some of these basique questions.

 

No.

 

What season is it appropriate to wear sweater vests or fingerless gloves? @dylan

 

@dylan

Why is 9 AM the strict start time for any texts?

 

@dylan You're in the movie Saw:

"All your life you've been judgmental, and had stupid rules. One of your stupid rules is that people need to shower before you have morning sex with them. Another is no contact between the hours of 12AM-9AM Now you have two choices, you must always have sex with women who have not showered for the rest of your life OR have your alarm clock go off at 6 AM(Dylan time) for the rest of your life. You choose"

(I didn't include death as an option because I know Dylan would choose death)

 

No what? @dylan

 

Mods lock this thread up please and thank you.

 

On second thought this is a gift to the world and I cannot deprive my fellow man of bestowing my knowledge and wisdom. Here we go:

At least once a week for "regular" use. If you have sex, are sick in bed, or lay in the bed after sweating or being dirty, then the sheets must be washed immediately afterwards.

No preference, an egg is an egg.

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yes, why wouldn't it be?

 

I'll take this one, never they are both pointless

 

Do you regret being wrong in every argument you've ever been in with me?

 

So if I do s** in the mornin', I have to wash them even if i'm plannin' on doin' s** at night?