Daily AMA • Page 239

Because I’m too introverted and shy to go out and meet people and for some reason people think my written/online style of communicating is, to quote @dadbolt , “exhausting.”


Also fuck Valentine’s Day and basically every other holiday except for Labor Day. I made a decent anti-Valentines day playlist.

 

Duck Valentine's Day is a new holiday

 

I mean have you seen their penises they're insane

 

Uh no....why have you??

 

@dylan what is a common skill you never learned?

 

If I were your puppy, what's the first command you'd teach me @dylan ?

 

I am absolutely destructive when it comes to hanging curtains, pictures, shelves, etc to walls. I just never learned how to do it properly.

 

Potty training so you’re not ruining my apartment. You’d make a great dog though.

 

@dylan excluding Bear what's your favorite and least favorite part of living in Denver? Do you miss Missouri?

 

What do you think the best and worst part about having me for a roommate would be, and when should I move in @dylan ?

 

I think he'd get too much joy out of that.

 

I'm irrationally upset at how thought out and not nonsensical the Green Text response is

 

Being able to see the mountains when I wake up, when I’m walking around, and being able to hike them, get to the top, and look out across the Denver metro and realize I’m standing on stop of this giant natural structure that took millions of years to create and they’ll be around a million years after I die. And for a short time, I get to sit there and appreciate that. Least favorite has been that I have 0 friends. I don’t like having a lot of friends but at least back in MO I had a couple different groups of friends that I could get BBQ or go see a show with.

I miss the bbq a lot. There’s nothing here that’s even close. I also miss my family, pets, and old coworkers a bit.

 

There is no good answer

 

Best: I don’t ever have to worry about you having a shitty attitude and I think it’s phyeically impossible for you to be passive aggressive which would make living together stress free.

Worst: I wouldn’t be able to walk around in my underwear freely.

 

No!

 

This could be said for every single post I make.

 

@dylan I don't have a question.

 

@dylan would you ever want me as a roommate?

 

If you could be a woman for a day what’s the first thing you’d do @dolam ?

Edit: @dylan

 

What am I supposed to do with this information?

 

@dylan ultimate remedy for when you're feeling down?

 

I don’t ever want another human roommate again. It’s too nice living alone and having everything exactly how I want it.

 

it's not his day dylan

 

Go about my day normally