QuarAnt1ned • Page 498

Well they are weed gummies so thats kinda different

 

done shopping and all I got was a vintage Nike windbreaker, the school house rock shirt and the sharks hat.

the sharks windbreaker was a large and I needed XL :( @SlappinCups

 

That wasn’t a Valentine’s Day thing, I just wanted pizza and couldn’t stop thinking about driving home from soccer last night. And wine because you can’t have pizza without wine, it’s illegal

 

stop quoting me, you're obsessed

 

Get a room you two

 

@Shrek the fuck is u doin breh

 

School of Rock shirt would be better

 

All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares

 

All hot dogs are sandwiches but not all sandwiches are hot dogs

 

What do y’all pick? I say Thunder

 

All Anthonys are tonys but not all tonys are anthonys

 

Actually “all Tonys are Anthonys but not all Anthonys are Tonys” is more accurate because I am not a Tony

 

Anything that Train decided to curse us with in the 2010s

 

Nice try

 

I like that song l m a o there are so many worse songs

like any post malone song, for instance

 

this is tough

 

My Humps is not a bad song!

 

My favorite thing about today, besides spending most of it in a depressed slump because the internet ruins anything good, is all of the men who post a picture with the caption somewhere along the lines of “cleaning up good” or “looking presentable” when LITERALLY all they did was put on a shirt with buttons

the bar is literally on the fucking ground for men lmao I’m sobbing

 

Also this

 

Way to shame sober people wow

 

I didn’t even shave today lool

 

And the front of the shirt says school house rock

 

My dad is listening to sad songs and making himself depressed, send help.

 

Sorry to inform you that it is

 

It’s me your dad