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Cut My Life Into Pizza, This Is My Last Resort

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Nov 9, 2023.

  1. Melody Bot Nov 9, 2023
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  2. SuNDaYSTaR Nov 9, 2023
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    Waiting for Bring Me the Horizon to release a limited run of sandpit turtles.
     
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  3. manoverboard679 Nov 9, 2023
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    If you have to ask, you can't afford it

    Grab the first ever, Official ‘Cut My Life Into Pizza’ Cutter now available at the newly minted "Broken HomeGoods"

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  4. WadeCastle Nov 9, 2023
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    great idea for stocking stuffers for all your loved ones
     
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  6. raaaaaaaady Nov 10, 2023
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    I mean, I know this is pretty embarrassing, but the older I get and the more I ponder just how much fucking time is wasted working a job I don't want to work (I simply just don't want to work), the more I get shit like this. If I could monetize something I did 20 years ago in a super kitschy and ultimately harmless way -- and it would enable me to not do shit I don't want to do -- then I'd be pretty tempted to do it.
     
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