Chang: Make no mistake winger, I pleasured that woman greatly Jeff: Yeah, you look like you would have to. I'm not surprised you said that.
"Shouldn't there be a board or pieces or something to Jenga?" "I can't tell you how long I've dreamed of this!-in the game..." "So many things, A-bed. So many things." "My family name was Professorberg, but we changed it when we were fleeing from the Nazis." "Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie!" "Why, it's time to Tina "Turner" the clocks ahead. Happy Daylight Savings!"
another one that always makes me cackle for some reason is Garrity's delivery of "my Latin class is fake, Jeff". that whole scene is gold
"I've always dreamed of playing charades with you Jeffrey but not like this, and not on dry land." "You'll find both this class and my penis to be more focused, and rewarding." Basically anything from the Dean and Duncan in season 2 is gold.
"Excuse me. Is this Anesthesiology?" "Yes. Yes, it is. Just go with this." Also Patton Oswalt in the first two seasons... "You can do that by leaving." I know all my favourite quotes are from the 2nd season, I do love all 6 though. Sans season 4, which I like. Not love.