Comedy: Stand-Up, Improv, Sketch, Podcasts • Page 495

I hope you got your cheap socks on because they're about to be knocked off!

 

These country songs on CBB are unreal.

 

Truck wife said “Honey, I’m pregnant.”
So I held her side mirror which is her hand and I gazed into her windshield eyes
I said “I’ll be proud to be the dad of your truck baby”
Then the truck gave birth right then and there out of her tailpipe which is her pussy
Squirtin’ out the tailpipe what did I see?
A little baby truck that sort of looked like me
It was a full-sized truck covered in human skin
And it started screaming in a human voice
It said “please kill me I’m constantly in pain, why do I exist, please end my life”
I said “no, you’re my son and I’m proud to be the father to this human skin truck baby”

Toot beep
Beep toot honk
Honk beep toot

 

The songs were written by Nick Ciarelli and Brad Evans if it doesn’t say so in the ep, very excited to hear it

 

I need a full album of them

 

Go Emily yay

 

oh boy

 

Seinfeld warned him! Ya can't perform at colleges anymore!!

 

I don't see anything wrong with it... Did I miss something?

 

maybe it needs a little more context.

Pete Davidson unloads on "privileged little assholes" during uncomfortable college comedy set

 

He hurt feelings, which is basically a mortal sin in today’s society

 

That's one way to categorize it.

 

Gotcha, yeah if they didn't announce no phones or have signs then sucks he did that but otherwise... I don't disagree with most of what he said.

Last stand up show I went to had signs for no phones or recording devices and they announced it many times, and ushers went around before the show telling people to turn their phones off. So if they did all that and people were still recording I can see why he would go off but reports seem to say none of that was done so could be some mixed messages where he requested that and venue didn't do it... or he's just a fucking dick and felt like going off... seems like something he would do.

 

I think it's a bad look to heckle an entire audience for the actions of one or two people, especially when there's no signs saying it's prohibited and it's a college campus where you should probably expect it. It sounds like Pete is the thin skinned one here.

 

It's never okay to call someone the r word and it's also extremely unsurprising that Pete uses that word

 

I find it so cringey when one bashes their own generation in a pseudo pick me "i'm not like other" millenials fashion. also when people go "you can't hurt people's feelings these days that's a crime." just total cringe.

 

Especially when it's his generation that likely likes Pete the most. Boomers and such hate him because he offended war veteran man.

 

Pete kinda went off on a similar tangent when I saw him in April. Don’t remember if he used the r word or not though.

 

it's kind of funny that we most likely wouldn't have even heard about this Pete Davidson spiel if this person wasn't breaking the "rules" to film it on their phone, haha.

 

New Chappelle stand up special, Sticks & Stones, on Netflix is pretty good

 

after Dave said that being trans is white privilege, when dozens of trans WOC are murdered a year, he can go fuck himself

I know his standup has always been offensive, and it wasn't okay 15 years ago either

I hate the whole it's just a joke thing, you need to be funny for it to be a joke

 

The first half of that Chappelle special is everything I hate that he's become, just toxic and super bitter that the world has changed. He turns it around with the last couple bits, but it's not worth it to watch it as a whole.

 

Analyze Phish return???