"hooking up with your nextdoor neighbor is the laziest most spiritually fat guy thing" As a fat guy who has hooked up with their next door neighbor I felt that lol
I went as Leo from OBAA for Halloween. They called me out. But my gf was a pay phone so it was pretty good.
I had a whole plan to go as Nedry from Jurassic Park. Yellow jacket, Hawaiian shirt, plush dilophosaurus, shaving cream can, and everything. But I'm was strapped for cash at the time. Perfect fat guy with glasses costume. I'll do it next year.
I watched the whole thing because i hate myself and I shit you not, it ended with a slide show of him with all the famous people he talked about, as well as many he didn't.