Comedy: Stand-Up, Improv, Sketch, Podcasts [ARCHIVED] • Page 652

I can only watch 'Billy on the Strret' for a few minutes at a time. The yelling does me in, though sometimes its very funny.

 

is that what was originally "bros"

 

no he made a romcom and a divorce comedy which feels right haha

 

gotcha. could've sworn he was planning to star in a gay romcom called bros that had the same director as well

 

new episode of NEAS is legendary

 

Finally got around to How To with John Wilson, and man...it's a perfect continuation of Nathan For You. Even more natural and oddly wholesome. I can't wait to make my way through the rest. Dark, bizarre, and so funny.

 

its been so long since I binged that so I don't think about it very often but occasionally I'll remember the foreskin guy and crack up for like a minute straight.

fucking insanity

 

Cool to see Doug and Patton spreading dangerous misinformation

 

Looks like Doug deleted his tweet at least

 

lmao what was it?

 

He said there was a vaccine resistant strain so wear a mask

 

we're fucking doomed. There's no way to get past all the ignorance and misinformation at this point.

 

if people are getting covid advice from doug benson, they have other issues to deal with.

 

Pretty sure those ads were always in the mix. With fleshlights and stop smoking supplements.

 

the total piece of shit transphobic racist sexist maga chud security guard that works (well... worked. I got him fired on monday) weekends at my job told me and my coworker that he was a stand up comedian the other day.

My coworker did the whole "oh yeah well tell me one of your jokes" thing and this shithead tells us the lamest dumb blonde street joke that I've ever heard in my whole life. The set up took like 3 minutes because he kept flubbing and even missed the punchline but he still laughed his ass off at it.

 

Reminds me of the time my arch nemesis, the bro-iest douche I've ever met, announced in earnest he was going to become a stand-up because he was inspired by all hilarious shit he came up with about how the DMV sucks, while standing in line at the DMV.

 

Need to hear more about how you got him fired.

 

Doing the lord's work.

 

it's got a lot of backstory to it but basically it came down to a compliance violation.

He woulda been fired immediately after the first incident (I'm still pissed he wasn't) but my company is looking for ways to cut costs and security was one of the ideas they were thinking about getting rid of. Our closing team is full of young college girls and we're a very upscale dispensary in one of the nicest areas of town so we need security. Because of that my boss was very hesitant to make too many waves out of fear that they would just say "it's not worth it" and get rid of it entirely.

The very first shift he worked he spent the whole time complaining that he had to stand for the whole shift and he couldn't sit down. I had to tell him repeatedly not to sit on our display cases or counters. Just grossly unprofessional.

Then the next night he went up to one of the quiet girls who just had some serious shit happen in her personal life a couple days prior and he goes "You look like you have daddy issues. you look like you need some help" I'm still livid he wasn't fired after that...

Then the next weekend was when he started making weird generalizations about black people (he's black) and women. Somehow he STILL wasn't fired.
Then he was caught going in our back room and stealing the snacks/drinks that the budtenders all pitch in tip money to keep stocked. Still wasn't fired.
He left in the middle of his shift for like an hour one night without saying anything. Still wasn't fired.
One night I was watching a UFC event on the computer when we weren't busy and he comes up and starts making transphobic "jokes" during a women's match. Still not fired

Finally on sunday he apparently let some of his friends through the security door into the dispensary while the employees were in the back room counting inventory. That's what got him fired. A small compliance issue

Good fucking riddance.

Also he was a pathological liar and he would brag to the college girls that he "killed antifa with kyle rittenhaus" and he "even got shot once" but then he said the bullet hit his gun and he didn't actually get hurt lmao

 

Was not expecting that M. night twist. Either way, good riddance indeed, sounds like a real POS.

 

Jesus