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Scary Movie 2 is 100% the best.

 

I thought you were disagreeing with us at first but RIGHT. The waking up dead argument is referenced by my ex and I ALL THE TIME Hahah
Also you may have just only made me realize that that was Kevin Hart lmaooo

Oh okay except you’re crazy and also wrong

 

I haven’t seen them in a while but I remember the second being my favorite.

 

PREACH

The "wake up dead/mouse vs rat" argument and "I have a dream! what's your dream? TO HAVE A DREAM!", " are common place between me and my friends. But especially this interaction:

George: So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night.
Brenda Meeks: Oh, I don't believe this shit.
George: Word! You two should come down! I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin', I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin', I'll be happen... ing. Ding, bing, wing. Yo!
Cindy: Sounds good!
George: Would, could, should, 'hood.
Brenda Meeks: Ugh!
George: Gug, mug, dug, bug.

I can see the arguement that SM3 might be the goofiest one of the bunch, but it's exactly the Zucker bros humor: ridiculous for the sake of being ridiculous. I love it.

 

Another day another great Drew Tarver video

 

This Carlin bit Hayes and Sean are riffing on is legit insufferable

 

Do you mean Mande’s bit? If so you’re right, it felt like it went on forever

 

Looks like I've stumbled into an impromptu "Ehh...Wrong!"

 

Good Off Book today. Carlin bit got so old it got better.

 

Zouks with the death stare

 

Yes, apologies, I meant Mande’s bit.

“Lunch time is crunch time” good lord. Like...what year was this? People thought this was funny?

 

A dude I met in the dorms once thought vanity license plates were secret messages so that bit made me crack up especially hard.

 

The Carlin bit is just making fun of empty jargon bullshit, and removed from context it sounds so dumb that someone would spend time doing that.

Or maybe its not and he thought it was funny, who knows.

 

Love kalpakis

 

Lol oh man I miss this show.

 

Me when I finish one book

 

The 10 dads bit is so hilarious to me. Laughed out loud when they did their shouts at the end.

 

Sweet, April Richardson on REM today

 

Lmao HH roasting all those god-awful SNL political sketches is just what I needed this morning

 

I now pronounce you man and MY WIFE *Hayes screams with laughter*

 

Steve Agee's audition tape for Wish I Was Here