Thank gawd I thought to bring the tiny lil Halo orange with me or I would be literally dead in this moment of starvation.
Can someone fly over in a helicopter and drop off some rations. Like some veggie lo mein and a Coke thanx
maybe your friend just wants to make sure you're home for any mariah mishaps and britney's performance unless those are time delayed for the west coast then nevermind
Yeah that won't be on for a long time!! And Britney is playing two old songs like I love the good sis but girl it's 2018 why you still promoting toxic like I know it's iconic but promote the recent album!!
i'm trying to come up with some sort of rebuttal that isn't just "but it's Toxic!" grandpa g is up past his bedtime and brain function is goooooone
the amount of local gyms that paid for advertising in this last half hour block is truly inspiring as a business model
It’s 21 minutes before midnight here and I’m cleaning up my basement and listening to a podcast. Pretty wild night!
mariah carey bumbling off key through one of her biggest belters because she didn't have hot tea and then stumbling into the big note rather well is a metaphor i can get behind