Once upon a time in Tupac's grave sat five little Minions. The Chipotle next door imploded, leaving a sauce stain and Tupac's grave leveled. However, Tupac's evergreen body reanimated gloriously and rapped @dadbolt's mixtape featuring Chumbawumba. Kanye interrupted @dylan, who knew that he could melt Steel Train after dawn. Bleachers were filled with fun and Minions and jackboxes that could be used as condiments and Tupac preferred rhyming orange with Julius Caesar peppers. Flea was emancipated despite Kiedis' rampant attempts to keep bedazzling foes of Nicholas Cage. Meanwhile, at Buffalo Wild Wings, Jacob vigorously chopped chicken tenders with A1-branded lightsabers.