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chorus.fm Writes a Children's Book • Page 36

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Shrek, Nov 29, 2017.

  1. angrycandy

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    Watches;
     
  2. Colby Searcy

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    Kanye
     
  3. littlejohn

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    Faceplants
     
  4. angrycandy

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    On
     
  5. littlejohn

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    Cinnamon
     
  6. angrycandy

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    Twists
     
  7. Colby Searcy

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    ;
     
  8. SlappinCups

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    JFG
     
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  9. Colby Searcy

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    Stands
     
  10. SlappinCups

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    for
     
  11. littlejohn

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    Jergens
     
  12. SlappinCups

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    Feels
     
  13. littlejohn

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    Grumpy
     
  14. Colby Searcy

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    (cat).
     
  15. littlejohn

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    ***explosion***
     
  16. Colby Searcy

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    B-)
     
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  17. aliens exist Apr 14, 2019
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    aliens exist

    pure on main

    Kanye freshly cut hair extensions while eating cheesy poems. When after Colby arrived incorrect China applauded Kanye's reading Western literature from Publix where what the fyck nis going on subs are yeeted all night :crylaugh: dong. Fuck you Dan. Suddenly Kanye killed Dan with pretzels and made origami garlic soup. Mmmmmm yummy he solidified Kim's butt in legal paper before her children cried.

    Meanwhile, in Guantanamo Dan didn't masturbate enough to want Kanye to yeet all night. A tofurkey sandwich sounds scrumpdiliumptious thought Gigitty McGiggerson McClintock.

    Everyone slurped down chocolate covered pizza rolls as rain danced happily above Dan's outie 5,000. "Yipee!" I cried sarcastically whilst Dan died. Eulogies aren't always real. Fucknut season is over, but Spring squirrel genocide is peaking :eh:Spring squirrel genocide is peaking. Very cool! Summer sucks somedy once told me the potatoes vomited waffles and French Montana. Meanwhile Texas Rangers assassinated Dan's Nintendo buttplug during anal, which was amazingly pleasurable before the lunar eclipse caused Dan to rejoice wildly.

    The cops marched one hundred thousand strong geese into traffic. Kanye, Dan, and @dadbolt all got roofied wings for breakfast. Furries fuck furiously and die. Dan just sharted apple sauce joyously all night. Colonics are wonderful thought OldJersey while stroking his switch. Kanye sandboxed Dan until he won an Oscar for worst eyebrows, following castration. Jesus wept understandably because Dan wouldn't stop quoting My eyebrows are outstanding :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:

    Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino! Buttholes aren't free. However, Dan thinks they are cheeseburgers with spaghetti inside. Silly string Dan is sterile when Frozen ends. Fuck the police. Chicken fries f*ck ass politely whilst Dan watches; Kanye faceplants on cinnamon twists; JFG stands for jergens feels grumpy (cat).

    ***explosion***

    B-)
     
  18. Dirty Sanchez

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    Now that’s a story.
     
  19. Colby Searcy Apr 14, 2019
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    Colby Searcy

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    I like how I make a slight cameo never to be heard from again.

    Which is pretty accurate, all things considered
     
  20. angrycandy

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    I'm crying :crylaugh:
     
  21. angrycandy

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    greatest story ever told

    we'll make millions
     
  22. littlejohn

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    Be sure to venmo me my portion.