chorus.fm Writes a Children's Book • Page 21

Commiserating

 

somebody

 

once

 

stepped

 

over

 

stinky

 

dookie

 

teepee

 

. Funkytown

 

is

 

Burning

 

chunkytown

 

logs

 

i am no longer compiling this as it goes, someone else take the burden lol

 

noyou

 

fine

 

that was easy

 

1. Once upon a time in Tupac's grave sat five little Minions.
2. The Chipotle next door imploded, leaving a sauce stain and Tupac's grave leveled.
3. However, Tupac's evergreen body reanimated gloriously and rapped @dadbolt's mixtape featuring Chumbawumba.
4. Kanye interrupted @dylan, who knew that he could melt Steel Train after dawn.
5. Bleachers were filled with fun and Minions and jackboxes that could be used as condiments and Tupac preferred rhyming orange with Julius Caesar peppers.
6. Flea was emancipated despite Kiedis' rampant attempts to keep bedazzling foes of Nicholas Cage.
7. Meanwhile, at Buffalo Wild Wings, Jacob vigorously chopped chicken tenders with A1-branded lightsabers.
8. Anyway, back at Coachella, Bleachers featured Moonpies: Tupac's favorite pole dancer.
9. Tupac rose from his early slumber.
10. Towelie remembered Funkytown as a haven for Flea.
11. Flea, whose cocksock fell on Kanye's Yeezys, ran... towards Funkytown!
12. Jacob sharpened his machete with Danny Trejo's hands, bleeding profusely on Tupac's jackbox.
13. "Somebody once told me Shrek bodyslammed Danny DeVito into Tupac's obliterated remains", said Jacob.
14. "Shrek drove over Eric Andre's accountant, leaving nothing but net losses for Kobe, Japan".
15. Upon inspecting gadgets, Kiedis felt somebody once told him “the combo was 69 universally huzzah!”
16. Again, Dookie was thirsty because Kiedis forgot cans.
17. Flea decided to squeeze Kanye’s grapes between a sandwich.
18. “Yowza!” exclaimed Kanye, because walls.
19. Kool Aid Man broke into song.
20. Cream from cows’ phallus dripped, but never stopped until Halloween began.
21. Tupac tasted bananas.
22. Minions gave bandanas to rhyme with orange?
23. Let’s go to the window and lick each other’s crumbs.
24. Cam said “Delonge is abducted by @Dirty Sanchez who carbloaded then killed many aliens from Endor”.
25. Prolapsed chins are recessed like mallard ducks swimming nipples.
26. Jacob triangle munched Buffalo Wild Things while smoking vein waiting, watching, commiserating.
27. Somebody once stepped over stinky dookie teepee.
28. Funkytown is burning Chunkytown logs.

 

22 sentences to go.

 

the narrative is completely gone lol

 

wtf

it just reads as bullet points.

 

Puppies

 

Tupac tasted banana's, Minions gave bandanas is literally the closest part to a children's book lol

 

also @Dirty Sanchez is apparently a murderous space tyrant