chorus.fm Writes a Children's Book • Page 17

. Flea

 

decided

 

to

 

squeeze

 

Kanye's

 

grapes

 

Once upon a time in Tupac's grave sat five little Minions.
The Chipotle next door imploded, leaving a sauce stain and Tupac's grave leveled.
However, Tupac's evergreen body reanimated gloriously and rapped @dadbolt's mixtape featuring Chumbawumba.
Kanye interrupted @dylan, who knew that he could melt Steel Train after dawn.
Bleachers were filled with fun and Minions and jackboxes that could be used as condiments and Tupac preferred rhyming orange with Julius Caesar peppers.
Flea was emancipated despite Kiedis' rampant attempts to keep bedazzling foes of Nicholas Cage.
Meanwhile, at Buffalo Wild Wings, Jacob vigorously chopped chicken tenders with A1-branded lightsabers.
Anyway, back at Coachella, Bleachers featured Moonpies: Tupac's favorite pole dancer.
Tupac rose from his early slumber.
Towelie remembered Funkytown as a haven for Flea.
Flea, whose cocksock fell on Kanye's Yeezys, ran... towards Funkytown!
Jacob sharpened his machete with Danny Trejo's hands, bleeding profusely on Tupac's jackbox.
"Somebody once told me Shrek bodyslammed Danny DeVito into Tupac's obliterated remains", said Jacob.
"Shrek drove over Eric Andre's accountant, leaving nothing but net losses for Kobe, Japan".
Upon inspecting gadgets, Kiedis felt somebody once told him “the combo was 69 universally huzzah!”
Again, Dookie was thirsty because Kiedis forgot cans.
Flea decided to squeeze Kanye’s grapes between...

 

between

 

period

 

wtf guys lol

 

i fucked up.

last word: between

 

a

 

sandwich

 

. "Yowza!"

 

exclaimed

 

Kanye

 

Because

 

walls

 

Kool Aid Man

 

broke

 

Fell

 

into

 

“Because walls Kool Aid Man broke fell into”

...

 

because that last bit was a MESS, here is what i went with

“Yowza!” exclaimed Kanye, because walls.
Kool Aid Man broke into

 

i think shake shook this to its core