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over

 

Eric

 

Andre's

 

Cartman's

 

Accountant

 

, leaving

 

damn, was hoping for Trump

 

Nothing

 

but

 

a note

 

Net

 

if you're using "i", "a", or "the", you can do two words.

 

chemtrails

 

fuck i forgot to quote. "net" it is.

 

losses

 

for

 

Kobe

 

, Japan.

 

Once upon a time in Tupac's grave sat five little Minions.
The Chipotle next door imploded, leaving a sauce stain and Tupac's grave leveled.
However, Tupac's evergreen body reanimated gloriously and rapped @dadbolt's mixtape featuring Chumbawumba.
Kanye interrupted @dylan, who knew that he could melt Steel Train after dawn.
Bleachers were filled with fun and Minions and jackboxes that could be used as condiments and Tupac preferred rhyming orange with Julius Caesar peppers.
Flea was emancipated despite Kiedis' rampant attempts to keep bedazzling foes of Nicholas Cage.
Meanwhile, at Buffalo Wild Wings, Jacob vigorously chopped chicken tenders with A1-branded lightsabers.
Anyway, back at Coachella, Bleachers featured Moonpies: Tupac's favorite pole dancer.
Tupac rose from his early slumber.
Towelie remembered Funkytown as a haven for Flea.
Flea, whose cocksock fell on Kanye's Yeezys, ran... towards Funkytown!
Jacob sharpened his machete with Danny Trejo's hands, bleeding profusely on Tupac's jackbox.
"Somebody once told me Shrek bodyslammed Danny DeVito into Tupac's obliterated remains", said Jacob.
"Shrek drove over Eric Andre's accountant, leaving nothing but net losses for Kobe, Japan".

 

i envision this sentence as continued dialougue from Jacob.

 

So, Shrek is the villain???

 

Well yeah of course, why wouldn’t that affect Japan’s net losses?

 

alright, start a new sentence

 

Upon

 

inspecting