chorus.fm Slays the Dragon... or Dies Trying (D&D Campaign) • Page 16

youre all set you joined and thats all i needed

 

I have worked out a ton of kinks - your tokens are tied to your characters sheets, and any damage you take you can control with a click and it will save to your character sheet. I picked tokens for you guys for now, but you can change them. Look at the hips on @nl5011

 

Danny Dorito omg

 

I'm gonna get home and hop on around 6, mainly to finish tweaking some stuff, but if Joe or Mikey wanna jump on to work out first-time kinks and such I'd be happy to help and dick around with you guys before 7.

 

In our first session, three arguably adequate adventurers stumbled upon the entirely deplorable fledgling township of Pawvertee. More graveyard than not, the town had lost over 50% of it’s population to two dickish dragons hell bent on trolling this town into the ground.

Danny Dorito, Broncaho, and Neil Hardtaint seemed to be the remedy for the town’s woes as the dragons fled to the distance the second our meager party approached the bar. The initially grateful barkeep was soon debating whether or not she'd rather have the dragons back over this gaggle of assholes. Bad manners and worse jokes led the party to Prince Robby Fuckface, heir to Pawvertee’s nonexistent fortunes, as he was passed out on the floor in a pile of depression (and mead) induced vomit.

Robby’s pleas for assistance mixed with an ominous omen found in the town’s abandoned martial arts dojo instilled something very rare in the front of our party’s minds - the desire to do anything, ever.

At Robby’s behest, our “heroes” made their way to an abandoned cave that may hold the key to the bad juju keeping Pawvertee under constant duress. A cave of many chambers, only one was accessible without an ancient form of sorcery, and all that one had in it were three skeletons that took roughly forever to defeat.

The path to the cave was more telling - a landscape strewn with the bodies of past adventurers and wannabe heroes, ranging from unknown humanoid frogs to a modern day US Marine.

What does it all mean? Is there a King and Queen of Pawvertee, and from where do they rule? How the fuck did Neil forget he had a wolf companion until the session was basically over?

Find out tonight. Maybe.

 

I can confirm that I will be around and hence will play

 

did you pick a character homie

 

Human fighter (folk hero) from the preset ones.

 

Cool! Just click the Roll20 link, make an account, and join the game and I'll get you set up in a few hours

 

I thought I already did. I did it earlier today.

 

oh cool! nvm then, can't check from work

 

can i trade my wolf in for a swarm of hornets

 

... maybe

 

Dude yes!

 

your wolf has to die first derek

 

RIP Billy i barely knew or remembered u

 

if you kill your wolf first thing i swear to god

 

im gonna feed him too many of brochahos tubers

 

Can I roll to kill Derek right away

 

you can do whatever you like but that will make you chaotic evil lol

 

also cam might allow himself his first drink in a few weeks this evening

 

I’m still not sure what I want my character to be. He’s a smug asshole who wants to scrap

 

I prob wont be ready until like 630 or so my time

you dont need permission to end me joe

 

so we'll shoot for 7:30 eastern then. i'll be on around 6-6:30 tho if you wanna see my pretty face and play with thangs.

 

Why would you wanna slay the dragon, they grant wishes!