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Godmachines Nards in the mf playoffs baby

 

I win most points but I truly dont even care right now

fuckin Dolphins ruining my life as always

 

Honestly, if I started Lamar I would’ve still missed the playoffs by literally a fraction of a point, so that makes me feel a little bit better

 

But actually if I started Lamar and Dallas D I’m in the playoffs so lol fuck this

 

The last few weeks I kept losing, and Lamar was only throwing 19 times because Harbaugh, and Dak was RED HOT scoring 3-4 touchdowns and 0 turnovers a game… it was a whole losing streak of, would’ve won if I started Dak, would’ve won if I started Dak

So I finally start Dak because he’s playing the 32nd pass defense in the league and Lamar is playing in heavy rain…. BUT OH, NOW it’s, shoulda started Lamar lol

I also thought the Jags D would have a get right game against Joe Flacco and at least sack his slow ass a few times cause they’ve been good ALL SEASON before Cincy… I thought Philly would be good on offense because Dallas D scores like 1 point every time they play a good quarterback… fuckin silly me I guess.

 

Dobbs actually blows so Jordan Addison, my best WR early in the season, is now useless even when they play the fucking Raiders

Pacheco hurt so I can’t start a guy who usually dominates. Dell as well. 2 of my 4 (and really 3 of 5 if you count Addison) best skill players got killed exactly when I needed them.

In their place, AJ Dillon gets his SIXTH game of being a feature back with Aaron Jones out, playing the, damn, Giants… and still can’t fucking score a touchdown or two despite multiple red zone trips. I hate him now

 

Jags were like “yeahhhh give it to Etienne it’s working! Trevor’s hurt! our backup offensive line needs momentum! It all makes so much sense!” For like half a quarter, and then the rest of the game were like “woops fuck that lol we’d rather throw interceptions”

And the cherry on top, *chefs kiss* Brandon’s team suddenly scoring 170 and 144 the last two weeks to crush my chances after having a few REAL BAD WEEKS

weeks 9, 10, and 13 and 14 were horribly annoying and that is the end of my season thank you goodnight

 

holy moly

 

A real choke job by my team, I was in second place a few weeks ago

 

BYE- myself, KJ
3 Reeks & Geeks vs. 6 Najee by Nature
4 Godmachine's Nards vs 5 Aiyuken

most points will go to myself, edging out KJ by 8.5 points

 

Bummer that I missed on points just barely. But given where I was six weeks ago and had to rattle off six straight to get in, I'll take that trade any day.

 

I think we clarified this last year, but if you are eliminated from winning $$$, please don't make any roster moves. Thanks!

 

man @tkamB 's team is actually so fucking insane I am going to get railed this weekend LMAO

 

Four out of ten let's rideeeee

 

Feel like someone in here told me aj brown wasn't worth a first round pick

 

Lol it's been nice with Kyren back, but Swift has been trash last couple weeks. Plus as a Niners fan, I can tell you Purdy is definitely putting up way more than his projection against the Cardinals so I think this will be close.

 

3 TDs for LaPorta

cant wait for 1 catch for 3 yards next week when it actually matters for me

 

That Zack Moss injury might haunt me.. probably should've played Ty Chandler over Swift too

 

I had more points than Bijan today lol

fix your shit Arthur Smith!!!

 

Way closer than I thought it would be. I have a higher projection rn but I feel good about keeping it competitive at the very least, it was looking bleak af after Ekeler on Thursday lol

 

Welp even if I made the playoffs I woulda got my ass bounced this week so I guess I didn’t really come that close

 

Hah congrats on the W. We were the top two scorers in the league this week lol.

 

Bro that went down to the very last second I honestly had to turn off the game I was sick to my stomach. GG my dog that was insane

 

Me vs @foolton
@xkj1985x vs Reeks and geeks

 

Need Brian Robinson to play like I need oxygen.