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Chipotle • Page 6

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Ferrari333SP, Oct 17, 2016.

  1. thesoftskeleton

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    this just in: i ate chipotle again today. except they really screwed me with my serving size today. i think she thought i was getting meat so left room for it but nah bitch i aint getting no meat. thats okay though, i was still so fucking full.
     
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  2. imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    You can ask for extra of anything. Only thing you get charged for is extra meat and guac.
     
  3. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Never fails to always being behind the person who is by themselves, but still has to order for 3 or 4 other people not there.
     
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  4. jjnunn118

    Signal Vs. Noise Prestigious

    For years I've had to drive 10 miles to get to my nearest Chipotle. Today they put up the signs for the one they're a mile down from my apartment.

    2016 has been a cruel mistress but 2017 is already looking brighter.
     
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  5. Ferrari333SP

    Prestigious Supporter

    It's 12:24am and I'm craving Chipotle
     
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  6. pauldunions

    Regular Supporter

    Where do you live?
     
  7. jjnunn118

    Signal Vs. Noise Prestigious

    Salem, Oregon. There's 2 on the north side of town but I'm way way out south.
     
  8. pauldunions

    Regular Supporter

    Damn. I live in New Jersey. There's 4 of them within a mile radius of my house.
     
  9. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    I don't think I'll ever get tired of eating here.
     
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  10. jjnunn118

    Signal Vs. Noise Prestigious

    You finally gave me a second positive thing about Jersey!
     
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  11. Derek Wright

    Regular Prestigious

    Bowl > tacos > burrito
     
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  12. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    Merry Christmas Chipotle thread

    Merry Christmas, Chipotle.
     
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  13. imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    Wrong. Tacos are always last. I hate people that order tacos.
     
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  14. coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    i liked tacos when i tried them, but they were wayyyy messier than any burrito i've had.
     
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  15. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    Merry chipotle
     
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  16. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    I only order tacos.
     
  17. imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    You are the worst. Especially if you get rice, beans, fajitas, meat, salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac, lettuce etc. JUST GET A BURRITO AT THAT POINT
     
  18. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    I'm fairly certain I'm the best actually. I get rice, beans, carnitas or barbacoa, cheese, hot salsa, and lettuce. Guac and chips on the side.

    Burritos just aren't as good as tacos. Ever.
     
  19. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    Burritos are larger, neater, more aerodynamic tacos. In other words, come to team burrito.

    Only time tacos prevail is when they're street tacos. That's a doable amount of food within the tortilla. We should also blame chipotle for putting so much shit inside of a taco. Get real, y'all.
     
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  20. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    I thought we were friends.
     
  21. imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    HEY IT AINT US ITS THE ASSHATS THAT WANT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN ON THEIR GOD DAMN TACOS.


    sorry, this is obviously a sensitive topic for me.
     
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  22. Brenden

    Trusted Prestigious

    I agree. I can throw a burrito much further than a taco.
     
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  23. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    My daily dose of hypocrisy: I once enjoyed tacos, too. Then I ate them in public and had to use an embarrassing amount of napkins. It was a turning point in my life.

    If you aren't as aerodynamic, you'll be left behind. Science wants you to shape up.

    I think I posted the story of the guy in front of me that had the chipotle employee stack the ranchero salsa at least 6 times higher than the bowl.

    I laughed too hard at that.
     
  24. Ferrari333SP

    Prestigious Supporter

    Taco Bell for tacos
    Chipotle for burritos

    solved
     
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  25. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    burritos nowhere. tacos everywhere.