this just in: i ate chipotle again today. except they really screwed me with my serving size today. i think she thought i was getting meat so left room for it but nah bitch i aint getting no meat. thats okay though, i was still so fucking full.
Never fails to always being behind the person who is by themselves, but still has to order for 3 or 4 other people not there.
For years I've had to drive 10 miles to get to my nearest Chipotle. Today they put up the signs for the one they're a mile down from my apartment. 2016 has been a cruel mistress but 2017 is already looking brighter.
You are the worst. Especially if you get rice, beans, fajitas, meat, salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac, lettuce etc. JUST GET A BURRITO AT THAT POINT
I'm fairly certain I'm the best actually. I get rice, beans, carnitas or barbacoa, cheese, hot salsa, and lettuce. Guac and chips on the side. Burritos just aren't as good as tacos. Ever.
Burritos are larger, neater, more aerodynamic tacos. In other words, come to team burrito. Only time tacos prevail is when they're street tacos. That's a doable amount of food within the tortilla. We should also blame chipotle for putting so much shit inside of a taco. Get real, y'all.
HEY IT AINT US ITS THE ASSHATS THAT WANT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN ON THEIR GOD DAMN TACOS. sorry, this is obviously a sensitive topic for me.
My daily dose of hypocrisy: I once enjoyed tacos, too. Then I ate them in public and had to use an embarrassing amount of napkins. It was a turning point in my life. If you aren't as aerodynamic, you'll be left behind. Science wants you to shape up. I think I posted the story of the guy in front of me that had the chipotle employee stack the ranchero salsa at least 6 times higher than the bowl. I laughed too hard at that.