Chipotle • Page 5

I am a GM at Chipotle.

 

You're a guacamole?

 

Si.

 

just thought i'd update this thread. i ate chipotle today and i loved every minute of it. thanks for your time.

 

I am jealous

 

This is how I feel about Chipotle:

 

I eat chipotle for free every single day.

 

I just made a burrito and threw it away. Because I could.

 

Why do you laugh in the face of God?

 

I am a (chipotle) God.

 

:(

 

Jussssssst kidding! I could tell you all how to easily get free food.



















But I won't.

 

Had a burrito last night. 'Teas good but in thinking about skipping the meat next time there was a weird taste again this time.

Awesome.

Hey pal now you're getting crazy

 

What meat did you get?

 

Carnitas again. I don't know why but something was just a tad off. It was like that before too so maybe that's how it's supposed to be.

 

Weird. Carnitas is tied with barbacoa as my favorite meat. It's kinda hard to fuck up cooking it. Where do you live/ where are you eating this chipotle?

 

It's on the outskirts of the Phoenix metro area. Last one until you hit California haha. I wish I could describe the taste. It could have been something else but I've never had that taste without meat. Still delicious, by the way. Just a weird aftertaste.

 

Soapy, maybe?

 

I'm in Pittsburgh. Who knows what they're doing out in Pheonix! Haha. But try the sofritas if you haven't. I'm not a big tofu fan but you can't even tell it's tofu, it's damn good.

 

Hurry up with my damn...burrito

 

There's a guy in my office that calls it "Chipolte" every. single. time.

 

My friend call it's "chippy", makes me cringe every time.

 

Throw a burrito at their face. Should be lethal.

 

Sofritas fucking rule.