Cats (Tom Hooper, December 20, 2019) Movie • Page 14

There's nothing else to watch tonight, so I might get super high and go check this out with A-List.

 

OG - Dench hands and all

 

damn son

 

hooper shouldn’t have been allowed to direct anything else after the kings speech. glad this disaster happened to finally (hopefully) put him out to pasture.

 

I found a cam rip of the movie

do I dare?

 

You dare

 

Usually I’d advise against a cam but really you don’t have to worry about quality when it comes to his movie. I’d say download away - I know I did.

 

dont pay for this they dont deserve it

 

Honestly, had a better time at this than something like "The Lion King" that was super safe and boring. Not that it's not an unmitigated disaster, but at least it was insane.

 

ok so I've been going back and forth on this and I'm unsure which is worse. I had a worse time watching cats. I think that lion king is much more cynical moviemaking with a truly empty heart whereas cats is at least making choices and swings big enough for it to fail so spectacularly. lion king atleast has a story? and Billy Eichner and Donald Glover?

 

I enjoy big swings and misses more than I do just stale, personality-less filmmaking. The only bit of character "The Lion King" had was Eichner doing some Apatow movie-like riff-offs for a few minutes. It was absolutely boring from start to finish. "Cats" was horrible for pretty much all of it, but at least it had moments that left gobsmacked at the wild choices they made and Ian McKellen's part was oddly touching.

 

The Lion King was basically like when you see a cover band but if Beyonce was in the cover band

 

I got like twenty minutes into this and had to take an extended break. gonna be hard to push through to the end

 

Lol

 

This is more a bone to pick with the musical rather than just the movie, but...the Railway Cat?!? What? Why? And there was just like a whole 5 minute song about riding on a train?

 

I laughed so hard at both tweets.

 

I finished it

I loathe every choice in my life that led me to this moment

 

unfortunately for jason, no one is actually spending money to see this trashburger

 

there is absolutely nothing to "lose" with this movie lmao

 

He loves trains

 

If you're seeing this, could you at least buy a ticket to Uncut Gems or Little Women and then sneak in to this instead?

 

Just sat down to see this, brought booze with me. If I drink every time a cat is introduced through song/ a cat says Jellicle am I gonna be alive after?

 

no