Cats (Tom Hooper, December 20, 2019) Movie • Page 13

Well actually, an edible might be a mistake. But not a teeny joint.

 

This movie is what crossfading was made for.

 

This post and your username is fabulous

 

Someone deserves to be in prison for this Rotten Tomatoes consensus blurb:

“Despite its fur-midable cast, this Cats adaptation is a clawful mistake that will leave most viewers begging to be put out of their mew-sery.”

 

why tf does it have to be New Jersey

 

Personally, I’d go with Florida

 

Stop pretending Florida has the perfect mixture of class and degeneracy for that to happen here.

 

Am I the first jellicle forum member to be seeing this movie for a second time?

 

Probably. Am I the first jellicle forum member who saw this before TROS?

 

To be completely honest, I forgot Star Wars opened the same night as Cats, so I was bewildered when I saw how busy the theater was when I first got there

 

we do have a lot of stray cats tho

 

Just cause thats where the guy jerked it to the emoji movie if I recall correctly

 

Working a table setup for work today at a theater... thinking about watching this to kill time. Because I don't want to pay to see this.

 

if this is really what happened lol

also feel so bad for the post production people who are doing all this work at the last minute with no sleep for no recognition

 

Yes, You beat me by 4 hours. We’re an exclusive club

 

I was gonna go see this yesterday but it was sold out. Going on the 27th now!

 

guys I know it sounds like it would be amazing to watch on edibles (and maybe it is, ive never taken so I cant say) but what I wanna emphasize here is that it is, despite all of the insanity we have talked about in here, PROFOUNDLY BORING and DRAGGGGS and most of the songs are these talk singy fucking bullshit that SUCK EXPOSED ASS. Like its insane to have movie where 98% of the lines are in song and hire only about 2 actors who can sing!!! Also its super fatphobic which idk why no ones talking about.

 

I don’t agree with this. I was rarely bored. I was mystified.

 

I think if I ate an edible before this I would space out or get in my head and lose track of the movie. Agreed that it is more dull than baffling.

I bet this would be a lot more fun at home with a group and a drinking game or something. The potential to get up and miss some stuff and it not matter because there is no plot makes this such a great movie for that.

 

wonder if they fixed the cockroaches, that was the most obviously NOT DONE AT ALL effect in the movie

 

I gotta stop letting people know when I go to the movies...

 

Just wanted to let you all know it’s better the second time - more of the crowd was clued in. Oh man what a disaster. I’m so glad I experienced this in my lifetime

 

Original cut or special edition?

 

Saw it with a buddy and the plan was to have a good laugh about it. The crowd at the 42nd st theater seemed a little stuffy about it, so it wasn't the communal experience that something like Drafthouse has been giving people. With about 30 min to go we walked out. It's def in the running for one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Some of its hilarious nightmare fuel, but honestly it's pretty boring.