Cats (Tom Hooper, December 20, 2019) Movie • Page 12

this is the best use of your time. I cannot wait to have a copy at home but I definitely see myself getting stoned and wandering back to the theater before then.

 

This is how a good bad movie is made. Everyone in this clearly thinks they’re making something good. It’s baffling.

 

This should officially be the Cats thread motto.

 

This is the only movie I might go out of my way to find a Cam recording of - audience reaction to this movie is essential.

 

My audience was dead silent.

 

Rebel Wilson eating some of her cockroach dancers legitimately upset me.

 

THE FUCK

so sad I can’t see this for another week

 

the first thirty minutes was a lot of people shaking their heads and hanging them in shame. then some groaning. All this time I’m containing laughter but if you’ve seen this movie you will know that it’s impossible. And then near the middle - 1/3 of the audience broke laughing and the rest seemed furious.

 

This is gonna kill Tom Hooper’s career. That’s a plus. I feel bad for Francesca Hayward though.

 

Where’s the review that said this movie is gonna turn a bunch of young adolescents to dangerous websites lol

 

Gonna be lucky to finish with 7 million this weekend. Good lord.

 

"If Dante had seen Cats, he would've included a tenth circle of hell" ~ a YouTuber I watch

 

If Book of Henry wasn't career killing I'm honestly not sure anything can stop white male directors from failing upward

 

I mean compared to it’s budget, that wasn’t that big of a bomb.

Lucy in the Sky on the other hand...I’m so torn on that one because I think Noah Hawley is a genius but the fact that he can make a movie that bombs that bad and then immediately get Star Trek is insane.

 

Universal Is Releasing a New Version of Cats With Improved Visual Effects

Lmfao does Universal really think improved special effects are going to improve the movie itself?

 

the damage is so done already lol

 

Making the cats even sexier.

 

How long till the story breaks of a guy furiously jerkin it in the back of a New Jersey theater?

 

I'm shocked it hasn't already. It's literally one cat dick away from being furry porn.

 

my brain actively tried to shut itself down multiple times during this. someone should be in prison for this.

 

This thread makes me want to get so high and watch this

 

I can assure you she’s wrong.