Cats (Tom Hooper, December 20, 2019) Movie • Page 11

Lol the Chicago Tribune review

First time I can recall a movie getting zero stars

 

I’m at the tap dancing cats part and I’m mentally checking out

I’m v drink for this and still not inebriated enough

I’m absolutely baffled at the process of how this was made, and what exactly they were going for.

 

Wtf now Taylor Swift is here I’m speechless

 

Everyone tried to warn you!

 

I want to get drunk and watch this but I’m not paying for the privilege so I’ll wait lol

 

I thought this was going to be an entertaining trainwreck but by the final third I was begging to be put out of my misery.

 

The Taylor Swift scene is like a very condensed version of that movie Climax that came out a little bit ago it's so incredibly bizarre

 

Saw this high out of my mind last night and it was quite a journey. It’s an incredibly uncomfortable butcher-job of a movie - I expected this but it went beyond how bad I assumed it could be.

The crowd was uncomfortable from the start and 30 minutes in you could see people’s spirits die realizing they had 1.5 hours left to go.

In ten years, this will be a cult classic - it’s a career killer for weaker movie stars and after seeing Star Wars in the morning was happy to cap off my Friday night going into the holiday with this piece of shit. 10 stars

 

Now I’m curious if I saw the fixed version or the “unfinished version.” The fact that I can’t tell says a lot

 

Does the finished version have Jason Derulo dick

 

literally go to church

 

Pardon me I'm Jewish

 

i just spit laughed beer on the goddamn train thanks guys

 

Stop drinking Murph! Have you learned nothing from last night?!

 

what is learning

 

o ok cool thx

 

I feel...despair.

 

I was sure when I saw the trailer that it took place in a post-apocalyptic future where humans and cats had merged...and nothing in the film disabused me of that notion.

 

The only natural reaction.

 

I gave this one star on Letterboxd. I also pressed like. I don’t know what anything is anymore.

In all seriousness, I cannot wait to get drunk and show this to people who haven’t seen it before.

 

best thread on the site

might get blazed and watch this

 

You’re darn right it is