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CarpetElf Ranks Shit • Page 8

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by CarpetElf, May 22, 2018.

  1. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    1. Too many men on the field
    2. Jumping over the center
    3. Coach running onto field
    4. Blasting the theme to Neon Genesis Evangelion through portable speakers probably
    5. Hitting a ref

    1. Weed (if you count it)
    2. Shrooms
    3. Acid

    Can't speak on it beyond that.

    1. The third version of this post
    2. Dustin's whale question
    3. The second version of this post

    1. Piano
    2. Guitar
    3. Cello
    4. Banjo
    5. Mandolin

    1. Kramer
    2. Don Rickles
    3. Bette Midler
    4. Sally Field
    5. JFK Jr

    1. Harry Potter
    2. The Hunger Games
    3. Maze Runner
    4. Twilight
    5. Divergent

    1. Morphine

    1. Ant
    2. Rhinoceros Beetle
    3. Ladybug
    4. Praying Mantis
    5. Grasshopper

    I don't know haha

    1. Bismack Biyombo
    2. Evan Fournier
    3. Nikola Vucevic
    4. DJ Augustin
    5. Joakim Noah

    1. Liquid
    2. Solid
    3. Gas

    1. Cotton
    2. Corduroy
    3. Denim
    4. Silk
    5. Velvet

    god dammit I just googled that at work

    1. Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
    2. 4 Non Blondes - What's Up
    3. Blind Melon - No Rain
    4. The Knack - My Sharona
    5. Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

    1. Eddie Money
    2. Playing for Keeps
    3. Can't Hold Back
    4. Where's the Party
    5. Life for the Taking

    never heard any

    1. Spells
    2. Staff
    3. Bow
    4. Axe
    5. Sword

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  2. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    that's a solid one hit wonder list
     
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  3. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    1. Skillet
    2. Underoath

    I'm out

    1. 7 (Geaux Tigers, Matt Saracen, Son of Costanza, Scott Frost)
    2. 3
    3. 5
    4. 6
    5. 1
    6. 2
    7. 8
    8. 4
    9. 9
    10. 10

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    I have no way of typing this

    Last Place - Person in charge of pricing

    1. Grey
    2. Gray
    3. Grey
    4. Grey
    5. Gray

    1. Montana
    2. Wyoming
    3. South Dakota
    4. Iowa
    5. For some reason, Birmingham

    1. Legion
    2. Warlords
    3. Pandaria
    4. Cataclysm
    5. Lich King

    I just went from most recent for obvious reasons

    1. Explosion
    2. Sleep
    3. Being in a squirrel suit and flying extremely fast and being unable to stop and slamming right into a really tall spike
    4. Being eaten alive by a celebrity
    5. Being shot in the face by a celebrity

    1. VI
    2. IV
    3. II
    4. I
    5. III

    1. Deshaun Watson
    2. Meeting CarpetElf
    3. Child, presumably
    4. Presumably second child, presumably
    5. Probably Laura?

    1. Uhhhh Craig?

    1. Bangin
    2. The Gaslight Anthem 2010
    3. Driving through the Rockies
    4. Driving through the Smokies
    5. Making this list

    this feels like a trap

    1. Mirrored
    2. Purple
    3. Orange
    4. Red
    5. Regular

    1. Meat

    1. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley
    2. We would've come sooner but your husband wasn't dead then
    3. It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
    4. Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished
    5. You can't take a guess for another two hours?

    1. The first one
    2. The second one

    End of list

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    1. White
    2. Fucking Dustin
    3. White
    4. White
    5. White

    1. Numbers in a username
    2. Not capitalizing John
    3. Underscore in a username

    this one is definitely a trap
     
  4. Randall Mentzos

    Listen to my EP: terrainofficial .bandcamp.com Prestigious

    We totallly agree on Rick Astley being the best one hit wonder ever haha. I never used to get mad when I got Rick Rolled. Good song hahah

    Number two is definitely this song

     
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  5. Fucking Dustin

    Please click "like" Supporter

    So far I give these rankings a 9/10, was gonna be lower cuz of the copouts but the Pokémon rankings pushed it to an A
     
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  6. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    1. Water into wine
    2. That's all he's good for

    1. Authoritarian Rule by Fucking Dustin
    2. Communal Living
    3. Fuck the Man
    4. Burn it All
    5. Social Democracy

    Currently active...

    1. With Al Little Help (Davis, Russ, Simmons, Dray, Kawhi)
    2. Ginn and Guice (DJ, Kelce, AJ Green, Cooks, Goff)
    3. I Don't Know Baseball (Sale, Kubler, Baez, Moustakas, Abreu)
    4. Team Kuntsman (Russ, Drummond, Whiteside, Millsap, Kawhi)
    5. God Dieng It Bobby (Davis, Butler, Kanter, Gordon, Josh Jackson)

    what like, all of them?

    should I count churches?

    never played it

    Carpets:

    1. Berber
    2. Plush
    3. Cable
    4. Shag
    5. Saxony

    Elves:

    1. Legolas
    2. Link
    3. Night Elves
    4. Dobby
    5. Dunmer

    1. The Dog
    2. The Courtyard of the Old Residency in Munich
    3. Watercolor of St. Charles's Church
    4. Hitler Haus Am See
    5. Tree at a Track

    1. Through the Looking Glass; nothing will ever top the final scene of this episode
    2. The Constant; ridiculously high concept and it works so fucking well
    3. Walkabout; Terry O'Quinn is terrific and it's the first real "oh shit" moment
    4. Pilot; the greatest pilot in television history
    5. Greatest Hits; I fucking love Charlie
    6. All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues; intense
    7. Orientation; Just overall really great
    8. The End; i don't care, I loved the finale in all its absurdity
    9. Ab Aeterno; good backstory for Richard
    10. The Moth; weird choice maybe but I really liked Charlie's development here

     
  7. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    1. The One where No One's Ready
    2. The One with Frank Jr.
    3. The One with the Baby on the Bus
    4. The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    5. The One where Ross is Fine

    too many to list

    1. Maroon Nike's (Current)
    2. Metallic Yellow (2009-2010) RIP
    3. Buzz Lightyear Lightups (1999)
    4. Big Kid Lightups (2001-2002)
    5. Black Non-Slips (2013; 2015-2018) (same brand every time)
    6. Generic Walmart Shoes (various)

    I only eat fun size.

    1. Right Middle Finger
    2. Left Big Toe
    3. Right Pinky Finger
    4. Right Big Toe
    5. Right Thumb
    6. Left Thumb
    7. Left Pinky Finger
    8. Right Index Finger
    9. Right Ring Finger
    10. Left Index finger
    11. Left Middle Finger
    12. Left Ring Finger
    13. Right Fourth Toe
    14. Left Fourth Toe
    15. Left Pinky Toe
    16. Right Pinky Toe
    17. Right Third Toe
    18. Left Third Toe
    19. Left Second Toe
    20. Right Second Toe

    I never use Milotic or Ninetales. Pellipper is a boss and I'll have none of it!

    Accept it, move on, and try and learn from this.

    1. Almonds
    2. Pistachio
    3. Peanut
    4. Cashews
    5. Pecan

    okay literally any I've been single for like two years holmes. Put on Real Death by Mount Eerie for all I care. Or literally just a record sound of Dustin asking why he's being recorded. I do not care.

    1. Meow (Space Dandy)
    2. Tom (Tom & Jerry)
    3. Garfield (Garfield)
    4. Kirara (InuYasha)
    5. Snarf (Thundercats)
     
  8. Owlex

    free snewt Prestigious

    Rank your top 5 Weird Al albums (if ur not scared)
     
  9. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    I'll rank the ones I've heard...

    1. Poodle Hat
    2. Straight Outta Lynwood
    3. Bad Hair Day
    4. Running with Scissors
     
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  10. Randall Mentzos

    Listen to my EP: terrainofficial .bandcamp.com Prestigious

    Milotic is a gift that keeps giving haha. They are so hard to get, takes days to find a Feebas, days to find enough blue berries, and lots of trying and failing at making good pokeblocks from those blueberries.

    It can take a month to get a Milotic easily. Imagine doing all that work to find that one fishing spot in the whole river, to go on a goose chase for every blue berry that can be found in the whole game, etc. Doing this big ass treasure hunt and then you’re finally rewarded with the strongest water Pokémon in any of the games (aside from Myogre).

    Haha, the HP, SP ATK, and SP DEF of Milotic are all through the roof. Super powerful and even harder to take down. It even learns Recover and can heal itself, how do you stop that lol


    // I like Ninetales cause it’s the only fire Pokémon that can actually be strategic and defensive like a grass Pokémon. It learns a 100% accuracy move that conflicts burns (will o wisp), a 100% accuracy move that confuses (confuse ray), deplete how many moves they have (spite / imprison), you can even breed a Vulpix to learn Hypnosis and put Pokémon to sleep. Plus it learns Flamethrower real early, Level 35, almost every other fire type doesn’t get a strong fire move till 42-45.
     
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  11. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    despite my love of stats and tedious shit, my choice in pokemon has remained the same since I was 5; does it look dope? can it be dope? then it's my friend.
     
  12. Fucking Dustin

    Please click "like" Supporter

    I respect both takes

    Love Milotic though
     
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  13. Fucking Dustin

    Please click "like" Supporter

    Shit I wanna play Pokemon now
     
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  14. Fucking Dustin

    Please click "like" Supporter

    Rank your top 10 gym leaders
     
  15. ReginaPhilange

    Trusted Prestigious

    I’ve never been married I just like depressed man in middle life crisis jokes
     
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  16. EntryLevelTank

    "Draft Day" is a good film Supporter

    Oh hell yeah!
     
  17. zmtr

    Trusted

    Top 5 episodes of The Sopranos
     
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  18. ComedownMachine

    Prestigious Supporter

    I figured. I just wanted to call you “king”.
     
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  19. ComedownMachine

    Prestigious Supporter

    Rank as many spongebob episodes as you can
     
  20. EntryLevelTank

    "Draft Day" is a good film Supporter

    I just survived a meeting with my CEO. Let's fucking rank.

    Please rank your past rankings.
    Please rank movies where Aliens come to destroy the earth.
    Please rank undersea creatures.
    Please rank animated movies not included in the Disney Vault.
     
  21. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

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  22. EntryLevelTank

    "Draft Day" is a good film Supporter

  23. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    rank dylan memes
     
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  24. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Let’s all rate the letters in STFU
     
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  25. EntryLevelTank

    "Draft Day" is a good film Supporter

    F better be number one. It has such a hard aggressive tone. I love it. Makes FUCK so satisfying.
     
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