CarpetElf Ranks Shit • Page 7

Holy god you guys I didn’t know this was a thing um what are the top 5 friends episodes

 

how is this thread about me and you didn’t tag me in @CarpetElf

 

Damn this is wild

 

ugh jesus @shit are you happy now

 

@CarpetElf rank @oldjersey’s glaring flaws and shortcomings out of 10,000

 

I think every ranking topic ever has already been asked by @Fucking Dustin

 

how did you do that omg

 

post normally then go into edit and change the text in the user tag

 

Rank every pair of shoes you’ve ever owned

 

fucked up

 

Rank left and right Twix

 

read this as fictional orgies which I could rank super easily

 

Rank each of your fingers and toes

 

1. NFL Thread
2. A1 Thread
3. The Emo Thread
4. Unpopular Music Opinions
5. This thread

1. Anustart

1. Joe "Motherfuckin" Biden
2. Dick "Will Shoot Me In the Face If I Don't Include Him" Cheney
3. Al "The Planet is hot or whatever" Gore
4. Richard "I don't know who else was a vice president" Nixon
5. John "Probably was i don't know" Adams

Fuck. Ok. This is my favorite band so bear with me. Or bare. I don't know, I'm not an English major.

Great Expectations
The Backseat
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
American Slang
45
Blue Dahlia
Mae
Blue Jeans & White T-Shirts
Get Hurt
Dark Places
Here's Looking at You, Kid
Orphans
The Spirit of Jazz
House of the Rising Sun
Have Mercy
Handwritten
Meet Me by the River's Edge
Film Noir
The '59 Sound
Rollin' and Tumblin'
Here Comes My Man
1930
Wooderson
Biloxi Parish
High Lonesome
Mulholland Drive
Old Haunts
Bring It On
National Anthem
Stay Lucky
Miles Davis & The Cool
I Coul'da Been a Contender
Casanova, Baby!
Drive
We Came To Dance
Stray Paper
We're Getting a Divorce, You Keep the Diner
Howl
Stay Vicious
Break Your Heart
Old White Lincoln
Say I Won't (Recognize)
Sweet Morphine
1,000 Years
The Navesink Banks
Helter Skeleton
Boxer
Wherefore Art Thou, Elvis?
Underneath the Ground
We Did It When We Were Young
Senor and the Queen
The Diamond Church Street Choir
The Patient Ferris Wheel
Boomboxes and Dictionaries
I'da Called You Woody, Joe
Red at Night
Selected Poems
Red Violins
Once Upon a Time
Tumbling Dice
She Loves You
Too Much Blood
The Queen of Lower Chelsea
Anywhere I Lay My Head
Mama's Boys
Haloween
Angry Johnny and the Radio
You Got Lucky
Keepsake
Ain't That a Shame
Desire
Songs for Teenagers
Red in the Morning
Silver

1. There are none

1. This thread
2. That's all you're perfect

1. 7
2. 4
3. 2
4. 8
5. 6

1. AM TT
2. AT MT
3. MA TT
4. MT TA
5. MT AT

1. Tiffany
2. Junior
3. Ivanka
4. Kushner
5. Eric

this feels like a bad idea

1. Apple
2. Key Lime
3. Lemon Meringue
4. Pumpkin
5. Cherry

1. Rejecting an offer to study aboard in Europe for six months
2. Letting this shitass motherfucker throw a battery at my face
3. Letting my old best friend move in with me and my girlfriend; connect the dots yourself
4. Showing Randall Kendrick Lamar
5. Showing Randall Kendrick Lamar

i've never been because my old manager always told me to go but he also took his breakfast at the strip club so I never trusted him

1. When I was a kid I thought Dragon Ball Z was real and humans weren't trying hard enough
2. I thought frogs could fly until I was like 10
3. I thought Oregon ended in a HUGE waterfall and I don't even know why.
4. Yugoslavia, no shit didn't know that wasn't a thing anymore until like, 2004.
5. Happiness

1. Lisa
2. Mr. Burns
3. Bart
4. Marge
5. Principal Skinner

1. Angrycandy
2. Zagnut
3. Mounds
4. Butterfinger
5. Twix
6. KitKat

1. All of them, it's a perfect game

I'm only ranking the generations that matter. Final evolutions only

Ludicolo
Feraligatr
Blastoise
Sceptile
Swampert
Victreebell
Tentacruel
Snorlax
Grumpig
Swalot
Pelipper
Salamance
Articuno
Charizard
Breloom
Vileplume
Blaziken
Gengar
Kyogre
Venusaur
Groudon
Lugia
Lapras
Entei
Dragonite
Crobat
Alakazam
Cloyster
Flygon
Nidoking
Aggron
Muk
Typhlosion
Rhydon
Gardevoir
Kabutops
Shiftry
Machamp
Metagross
Nidoqueen
Gyarados
Swellow
Solrock
Ho-Oh
Vaporeon
Flareon
Kingler
Tyranitar
Weezing
Cradily
Mewtwo
Altaria
Xatu
Cacturne
Quagsire
Crawdaunt
Mew
Jolteon
Hitmonlee
Moltres
Golem
Raikou
Golduck
Exeggutor
Wigglytuff
Arcanine
Ampharos
Zapdos
Milotic
Lickitung
Walrein
Houndoom
Espeon
Poliwrath
Hypno
Sharpedo
Suicune
Manectric
Raichu
Primeape
Electabuzz
Ariados
Magmar
Masquerain
Lunatone
Seviper
Exploud
Lanturn
Rayquaza
Tropius
Bellossom
Aerodactyl
Jumpluff
Medicham
Wailord
Meganium
Hitmonchan
Slowking
Zangoose
Roselia
Glalie
Umbreon
Camerupt
Celebi
Steelix
Scizor
Pidgeot
Venemoth
Latias
Latios
Ninetails
Rapidash
Starmie
Regice
Relicanth
Slaking
Dusclops
Huntail
Gorebyss
Jirachi
Piloswine
Dewgong
Kingdra
Pinsir
Azumarril
Misdreavus
Noctowl
Magcargo
Absol
Regirock
Donphan
Hariyama
Omastar
Blissey
Granbull
Magneton
Mightyena
Sandslash
Ursaring
Kecleon
Dodrio
Ninjask
Jynx
Chimecho
Banette
Torkoal
Octillery
Registeel
Tauros
Parasect
Butterfree
Mawile
Marowak
Shuckle
Delibird
Arbok
Sneasel
Whiscash
Dugtrio
Minun
Plusle
Heracross
Dustox
Castform
Beautifly
Forretress
Girafarig
Armaldo
Sableye
Mr. Mime
Sudowoodo
Tangela
Skarmory
Kangaskhan
Clefable
Beedrill
Spinda
Politoed
Electrode
Gligar
Delcatty
Hitmontop
Corsola
Stantler
Fearow
Miltank
Illumise
Volbeat
Ditto
Claydol
Smeargle
Wobbuffet
Murkrow
Porygon 2
Furret
Sunflora
Ledian
Aipom
Nosepass
Unknown
Togetic
Luvdisc
Yanma
Qwilfish
Seaking
Persian
Farfetch'd
Dunsparce
Linoone
Raticate
Mantine

1. Nacho Doritos Locos
2. Cool Ranch Doritos Locos
3. Why are you buying anything else
4. Why are you still reading this
5. Bean burrito

1. AJ
2. Nick
3. Howie
4. Kevin
5. Brian

1. Quarter
2. abolish currency
3. literally nothing else
4. it's all pointless
5. FUCK coins in the US fight me

 

Holy shit he actually ranked that many Pokémon

Hahahaha

 

Snorlax, Gengar, and Blaziken ftw. Glad those are high on your list.

I love Milotic too though and that ranking spot is criminal. Ninetales way too low also.

Pellipper doesn’t do much for me and I’m scratching my head at that one, around level 35 it stops being competitive and starts being that pokemon you tag along without using in battle cause it knows all your HMs

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Apple pie is indeed the GOAT

 

Lmao this is killing me

 

This is way better than BuzzFeed. (Lol)

 

Re: rank family members

“1. My grandmother; genuinely the nicest person you'll ever meet”

100% true. People, you literally don’t have anyone this nice in your family. You might think you do, but you don’t.

 

Rank the best ways to get your ex-wife back I miss you Karen

 

Keep your head up king

 

Rank ur top 5 nuts - go with whatever version of that you thought of first.

 

Rank the top ten songs you’d bang to

 

RT "Do your job." - William Belichick

 

rank cartoon cats