Discussion in 'General Forum' started by CarpetElf, May 22, 2018.
this will be the only thread kanye albums aren't ranked
oo, speaking of! Rank Jesus' miracles
lmao, amazing avatar. ROTW is a god among men
Nah he loves Kanye lol
Rank different forms of government
Rank your fantasy football teams
Rank apartment complexes
Rank Nier:Automata routes.
rank carpets and elves
Rank Hitler's paintings.
1. Billy Graham because he's given me a lot of money
2. The High Sparrow
1. "Alright, that bird is dead, we know that."
2. "There's no time! He can fly!"
3. "Leslie I typed your symptoms into the thing and it says you could have network connectivity problems."
4. "You're like an angel without wings." "Soooo a person?"
5. "Sometimes when I wipe, I wipe and I wipe and I wipe and I wipe, still, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker"*
*technically a blooper
2. Dad hat
3. rethink your life choices
1. Disoriented Word
1. Scott Frost - "I'm gonna celebrate with my team"
2. Leonard Fournette being drafted by the Jaguars
3. Marty St. Louis hoisting the cup
4. Les Miles with the championship trophy
5. Auburn running back the field goal on Alabama
6. Winston flailing like a stupid idiot and Oregon running it back
7. Dee Gordon's Fernandez memorial home run
8. Marshawn Lynch's insane run
9. Zach Mettenberger collapsing while trying to limp off the field
10. This high school dude who tripped and fell backwards while trying to take the game winning shot so he shot a three while laying on his back and made it to win the game
1. Don't have them
2. Call Dustin
3. Call Dylan
4. Stop speaking
5. You're all fired
this isn't a question
3. Princess Fiona
4. I don't know are there fucking more than three?
1. The Whale Post
2. All the rest
1. Every planet in Katamari
1. Matthew McConnaughey
2. Matthew Gray Gubler
3. Matthew Perry
4. Matthew Henson
5. Matthew Lewis
10000005. Matthew CarpetElf
1. Don't get invited
OOOOOOH. I'm gonna cheat and expand this to general Randall takes
1. Brandon Scherff is not a guard
2. Dante Fowler isn't getting drafted by the Jaguars
3. Danny Shelton is a top three player
4. Marquise Lee is a great player
5. Blake Bortles is the Future
I'm sure there are worse, that's just what I got atm
I still don't know what this is
1. "Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to remove it."
2. Corn cob
3. You imbecile. You fucking moron
4. "Spend less on candles." "No."
5. "Buddy they won't even let me fuck it"
3. Mouth then butt
4. Butt then mouth
5. Mouth then butt then mouth
I don't know you have a mouth and you have a butt and that's all Dustin. That's all.
1. 4pm to 5pm: No one gives a shit
2. 2pm to 3pm: Lunch/Nap
3. 9am to 10am: Shitposting Begins
4. 12pm to 1pm: Shit posting peaks
5. 3pm to 4pm: Shit posting gets a little too out of control
If that Parks and Rec blooper is a good example of well executed lowbrow humor to you, I swear to god.
1 & 2, alright.
3, I definitely trolled that mock draft thread with that Shelton pick because I was salty everyone thought I should take Fowler. I doubled down on a bad take and it was dishonest hahaha. I admit this two years later.
4. Marquise had the POTENTIAL to be a great player. Since those arguments we agree he did not reach that potential.
5. Dude, he is gonna be though whether you like it or not lol. We chose to spend 130M per year on our defense. We are gonna stick with our average affordable QB. He earned his job by winning some playoff games.
"Do your job." - William Belichick
Also CarpetElf is my #1 poster too. .
Granted he has a leg up cause we actually not only met but ended up being roommates for a year.
Toyota and Honda best car companies? What, are Bud and Miller the best beers?
Rank the episodes of LOST
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Rank the elements on the periodic table
1. Vehicles & Animals
2. Black Swan
4. Beyond the Neighborhood
1. Plane ticket
I rock a bamboo toothbrush and usually by Colgate
1. They're all bastards
3. James Madison
5. Abraham Lincoln
3. White Rum
4. White Wine
4. Mr. S
Ranked purely on who I talk to outside of the thread + Dylan just to annoy him
who reads those? nerd.
what like, shit?
1. My grandmother; genuinely the nicest person you'll ever meet
2. My eldest first cousin
5. Rashida Jones's writing partner
2. Boston Terrier
3. Golden Retriever
4. French Bulldog
5. Pit Bull
Buckle up. I'm not counting online
1. Michelle; 4th Grade
2. Dominick; Photography Grade 9-10
3. Jasun; science and robotics, Grade 10-12
4. Katie; 5th, 6th & 7th Grade
5. Brother Rodd; history, Grade 10-11, RIP
6. Dude who went to Kansas; Political Science
7. Don; history, Grade 9
8. Thom; guitar, bluegrass and government; Grades 9-12
9. Carrie; bluegrass and math; Grades 10-12
10. Wiggs; English III, Grade 10
11. Mary-Jane; ENC1101/1141 Grade 11
12. Marlow; English II; Grade 9
13. Dr. Captain Judge Schaller; science, Grade 9
14. Chuck; P.E.,Grade 9 & 10
15. Becky; photography Grade 11-12
16. Sandy; 11th Grade
17. Health, 10th Grade
18. Fran; 4th Grade
19. Mrs. Griggs; 3rd Grade
20. Obscure Spanish Teacher; Spanish
21. Mrs. Sauls; 2nd Grade
22. Non-Memorable Music History Teacher; Music History
23. Mrs. Padgett; 1st Grade
24. Mrs. Kindergarten Teacher; Kindergarten
25. Laura; Language Arts Grade 4-7
1. The time with butt stuff
2. The time with awkward butt stuff
1. If it's chips it's good
2. Bread is a maybe
3. If it's sticky, don't eat it.
1. Hard fried
2. Hard boiled
3. Soft fried
1. Desserts are best served cold
2. The National is the greatest rock band in the world
3. Sexuality is fluid and not worth labeling
4. Everyone should own plants
5. Hockey is the best sport
3. The third site which shall not be named
in what like, the world?
1. @Dog with a Blog
2. @Max_123 's dog
3. All other dog blogs
1. The only one
1. Hey can you cover my shift tonight?
2. Do you think it's scary to be a frog?
3. Joe Flacco is dumb stupid idiot and you are an inferior human being because of your allegiance to him.
4. "Probably don't steal that" (he stole it, there were police, he can go back to Texas)
5. "Why the fuck did Ed say hasta la pasta instead of pasta la vista?"
I used to love Joe Flacco
rank the faces you made reading this thread with accompanying selfies for each post for clarity
LOL @CarpetElf you warned Jeff not to steal that thing and he still stole it? LOL
Also who was the Joe Flacco text to?