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CarpetElf Ranks Shit • Page 5

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by CarpetElf, May 22, 2018.

  1. White

    Cum for the Cum God. Prestigious

    Rank Christian metalcore bands in terms of how genuine their devotion to our one true Lord and Savior is.
     
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  2. White

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    On a scale from 1-10, rank the numbers 1-10.
     
  3. Dog with a Blog

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    Rank rank city
     
  4. White

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    On a scale from A-Z, rank the letters in the Cambodian alphabet.
     
  5. Fucking Dustin

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    Rank the staff of EverBank Field
     
  6. Fucking Dustin

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    Rank the colors of the rainbow as seen by a dog
     
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  7. Fucking Dustin

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    Rank every place you don't have cell phone service at
     
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  8. White

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    Rank the World of Warcraft expansions in terms of how likely they are to end a marriage.
     
  9. angrycandy

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    rank ways to die
     
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  10. Dog with a Blog

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    Rank The Land Before Time franchise
     
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  11. Fucking Dustin

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    Rank the events of my life
     
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  12. Fucking Dustin

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    Rank Absolutepunk staff members
     
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  13. Fucking Dustin

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    Rank each time you've had to use the restroom but couldn't
     
  14. White

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    Rank the races in terms of how likely they are to be tasered over a parking violation.
     
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  15. Fucking Dustin

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    Rank sunglasses tints
     
  16. Dog with a Blog

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    Rank Lady Gaga’s wardrobe
     
  17. Fucking Dustin

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    Rank Leslie Nielsen one-liners
     
  18. Dog with a Blog

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    Rank the hair follicles on @dylan‘s head. Should be an easy one
     
  19. Fucking Dustin

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    Rank shellfish but not by species, individually
     
  20. White

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    Rank the suggestions in this thread by how contrived they are.
     
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  21. Randall Mentzos

    Listen to my EP: terrainofficial .bandcamp.com Prestigious

    I immediately love this and how much demand there is for it
     
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  22. Randall Mentzos

    Listen to my EP: terrainofficial .bandcamp.com Prestigious

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  24. White

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    Rank porn actresses by how much they're there of their own free will.
     
  25. Dog with a Blog

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    lol jesus christ