CarpetElf Ranks Shit • Page 16

Shower over toilet and sink over lake

Matt you really need to be potty trained

 

i did that to troll you.

 

Also, nobody swims in my sink, Randall. And he didn't specify what kind of sink. I have a utility sink.

 

Eat shit @CarpetElf

 

I wouldn’t put anything past your obstinate ass

 

Don’t pee in that either.

 

i don't

 

There is just no way that Give Me Novacaine is below Wake Me Up When September Ends

 

Rank every picture of me in the post your picture thread

 

Rank the episodes of Yo Momma on MTV season 2.

 

Why the fuck did I just reread this thread

Also, somehow @Fucking Dustin was the star of @CarpetElf ‘s thread

 

@CarpetElf places in Denver/Colorado

 

rank reasons @Dirty Sanchez is a coward

 

I'm used to it

 

like neighborhoods? bars? restaurants? what???

 

dealer's choice

 

Food:

1. GB Fish & Chips
2. Linger
3. Snarf's

Neighborhoods:

1. Highlands
2. Berkeley
3. Baker

Alcohol:

1. Station 26
2. Something German where i had like six moscow mules with apple liquor added
3. Epic

 

You know what the fuck this is.

 

rank the instruments used in the average rock band

 

apples
apricots
Archie comics

 

dog breeds

 

we should each do one of these. at least those of us who want to

 

Drums
Guitar
Bass

 

YES.

And then record the results.

 

butt plugs
Bitcoin
Butterfingers