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CarpetElf Ranks Shit • Page 13

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by CarpetElf, May 22, 2018.

  1. EntryLevelTank

    "Draft Day" is a good film Supporter

    Fucking Paul. What a dweeb.
     
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  2. oldjersey

    Pro Podcaster Supporter

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  3. White

    Cum for the Cum God. Prestigious

    Rank Monopoly pieces by which ones are most pleasurable to put up your ass.
     
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  4. Larry David

    I'll see you again in 25 years Prestigious

    wat
     
  5. White

    Cum for the Cum God. Prestigious

    Don't kink shame.
     
  6. Larry David

    I'll see you again in 25 years Prestigious

  7. White

    Cum for the Cum God. Prestigious

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  8. Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    Rank your biggest regrets in life
     
  9. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    1. [Redacted]
    2. [Redacted]
    3. Not listening to Brian Fallon at Bonnaroo and going to see the National
    4. [Redacted]
    5. [Redacted]
     
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  10. Michael Schmidt

    Don't recreate the scene, or reinvent the meanings Supporter

    Rank mall food court establishments.
     
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  11. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    1. The Chinese Place You Don't Know the Name Of
    2. The Cajun Place You Don't Know the Name Of
    3. Sbarro
    4. The Pretzel Joint
    5. Cinnabon
     
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  12. Michael Schmidt

    Don't recreate the scene, or reinvent the meanings Supporter

    I don't recall the malls in Cleveland having a Cajun restaurant. I feel like I am missing out. Your lack of the Japanese teriyaki chicken place disappoints me.
     
  13. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    that's the place I was talking about haha
     
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  14. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    where does chick-fil-a rank among these fine establishments?
     
  15. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    chick-fil-a isn't mall food, it's food that happens to be in a mall sometimes. But if I include them then they are first.
     
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  16. Michael Schmidt

    Don't recreate the scene, or reinvent the meanings Supporter

    Now everything is ok.
     
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  17. EntryLevelTank

    "Draft Day" is a good film Supporter

    Japanese Mall Teriyaki is so good.
     
  18. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    Most malls around me have them. Just lucky, I guess.
     
  19. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

  20. Michael Schmidt

    Don't recreate the scene, or reinvent the meanings Supporter

    Do rankings for fast food restaurants, chain restaurants (olive garden, Fridays, outback, etc), and ice cream flavors.
     
  21. Max_123

    Nope. Prestigious

    We have all of these except for the Cinnabon in the mall by me, they are relegated to the "ghetto" mall heh
     
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  22. ComedownMachine

    Prestigious Supporter

    Rank the following together: leather couches, Blade Runner, @dylan , beefy 5-layer burrito, Don’t Stop Believing, your uncle
     
  23. Michael Schmidt

    Don't recreate the scene, or reinvent the meanings Supporter

    Blade Runner
    Beefy 5-layer
    @dylan
    Your uncle
    Don't Stop
    Leather Couches
     
  24. White

    Cum for the Cum God. Prestigious

    Rank reasons to bother getting up in the morning.
     
  25. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    1. I like to get the daily news.