CarpetElf Ranks Shit • Page 13

Fucking Paul. What a dweeb.

 

RT

 

Rank Monopoly pieces by which ones are most pleasurable to put up your ass.

 

wat

 

Don't kink shame.

 

Stay out of @iCarly Rae Jepsen territory

 

Do you mean telling people not to kink shame, or putting monopoly pieces up your ass?

 

Rank your biggest regrets in life

 

1. [Redacted]
2. [Redacted]
3. Not listening to Brian Fallon at Bonnaroo and going to see the National
4. [Redacted]
5. [Redacted]

 

Rank mall food court establishments.

 

1. The Chinese Place You Don't Know the Name Of
2. The Cajun Place You Don't Know the Name Of
3. Sbarro
4. The Pretzel Joint
5. Cinnabon

 

I don't recall the malls in Cleveland having a Cajun restaurant. I feel like I am missing out. Your lack of the Japanese teriyaki chicken place disappoints me.

 

that's the place I was talking about haha

 

where does chick-fil-a rank among these fine establishments?

 

chick-fil-a isn't mall food, it's food that happens to be in a mall sometimes. But if I include them then they are first.

 

Now everything is ok.

 

Japanese Mall Teriyaki is so good.

 

Most malls around me have them. Just lucky, I guess.

 

Bourbon chicken

 

Do rankings for fast food restaurants, chain restaurants (olive garden, Fridays, outback, etc), and ice cream flavors.

 

We have all of these except for the Cinnabon in the mall by me, they are relegated to the "ghetto" mall heh

 

Rank the following together: leather couches, Blade Runner, @dylan , beefy 5-layer burrito, Don’t Stop Believing, your uncle

 

Blade Runner
Beefy 5-layer
@dylan
Your uncle
Don't Stop
Leather Couches

 

Rank reasons to bother getting up in the morning.

 

1. I like to get the daily news.