CarpetElf Ranks Shit • Page 10

I’m one of the worst but also one of the best. And that sounds exactly right hahaha

 

And I still forgot to mention that you have to catch like 20 Feebas until you find one that has both a Sp Attack heavy personality and good IVs in that stat that improve more quickly. If you don’t have that, and you didn’t do a good job making pokeblocks, then you just wasted all those berries you found, and Feebas won’t even evolve into Milotic. Lol. And then you gotta go plant dozens of new berries and wait for them to grow again.

Plus idk if you know this but, when you go to that Island on the southwest corner of the game, there’s that fan club where everyone says a specific catch phrase. One of the people you can talk to, and change their catch phrase by picking two new words that they say. For the longest time I thought this was the most pointless thing in the game.

This actually randomly generates a different 5 tiny spots in the 400+ bit river where you can find Feebas. Like, the words in the catch phrase are a code that the game uses in an algorithm that determines where Feebas can be found.

 

Rank top 10 Jagz players (current or retired)

 

Do you care about my opinion too or nah

Don’t wanna take away from Matt’s thread hahah but yeah if this was NFL thread id rank you 50

 

Okay I'm biased towards guys I loved in college too, let me say that now

1. Leonard Fournette
2. Jalen Ramsey
3. Telvin Smith
4. Fred Taylor
5. AJ Bouye
6. MJD
7. Poz
8. Yannick Ngakoue
9. Malik Jackson
10. Jimmy Smith

 

It ain't my thread
Ahem @CarpetElf

 

Sure Randall @Randall Mentzos

 

Link's a Hylian, not an elf.

And not to mention, to assume he's an elf just 'cause he has pointy ears is kinda fucked and racist tbh.

This whole thread is compromised now.

 

1. Fred Taylor. My dude. Definitely the source of at least 40% of the most impressive football plays I’ve seen live at a stadium. Super great guy involved in the community too. I’m biased but he had my favorite running style of any 2000s era RB.

2. Tony Boselli is still the best offensive tackle I’ve ever seen. He only played 5 years and was done after an injury, so his name doesn’t come up in discussion. Even the greats at that position mess up a lot, his consistency was nuts. He allowed one sack over 4 years and shut out Hall of Fame pass rusher Bruce Smith (zero pressures on Brunell) in the playoffs twice.

3. Jalen Ramsey. My favorite college prospect / draft pick since I started watching the draft and still so stoked WE got him. He’s already arguably the best overall CB in the NFL. It’s been two years. I’ve also never been more pumped up by a Jag player’s media personality. Can’t explain it any better than: he was born to play that position.

4. Jimmy Smith (cocaine addiction will not tarnish my opinion of him. I dearly hope he gets it together. Statistically he is the best Jaguar and a top 15 WR of all time.)

5. Keenan McCardell. Not only was he aggressive and daring when it came to making leaping catches and getting body slammed into the ground, showing raw willpower and strong hands... he’s also coached Stefon Diggs and DJ Moore, and is now coaching our current WR, who performed well in the playoffs despite ALL of the top 3 guys getting injured.

6. Telvin Smith
7. Calais Campbell
8. Big John Henderson
9. Donovin Darius
10. Maurice Jones-Drew (I wish his media personality wasn’t so cringy and I wish he wasn’t so salty that we let him go when he actually was done / not good anymore. His time playing was excellent. Legit beast at breaking tackles and impossible to predict once he caught the ball in open space.

 

Man. No love for greatest QB in franchise History Mark Cry On ESPN Brunell.

 

Fournette is very likely to get above MJD on that list if he stays good / healthy awhile

 

I'm saving it for the future GOAT Bork Blartles

 

1. Jalen Ramsey
2. Justin Blackmon
3. Telvin Smith
4.

 

Rank numbers 1-10

 

I already did this Joe where have you been

 

In fact you gotta add this to your rankings of repeat questions in the thread cause that was a thing too lol

 

That's so much effort to keep up continuity. Let's just go with Joe doesn't read and care about CarpetElf and probably kicks geese.

 

Rank bird species by kickableness.

 

Rank Final Fantasy's 4-14

 

Rank arguments for the existence of god.

Rank arguments against the existence of god.

 

rank the different types of flesh lights.

 

There's more than one kind?

 

there's a whole plethora of 'em. might be one of those things where "flesh light" is a brand but used as the general term, like "band-aid" instead of "adhesive medical strip".

 

Who knew

 

theres a butthole one I know that