Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dadbolt, Nov 2, 2017.
who the h*ck has time to juice all of those vegetables?!
I would just make enough juice for the whole day in the morning. Also, you can juice before bed and put it in the fridge and it’ll keep until morning if it’s in a proper container. But yes, it can be quite a hassle.
too much work.
I can't believe those juices are like $10 pre-made
I only have time to milk the almonds.
I can never find the udder
I’m proud of you, JP.
Carb Your Enthusiasm
This week Larry gets mad at a restaurant that has the audacity to charge for bread
*Larry makes offhanded offensive comment about server's haircut being "butchy" at the beginning of the scene*
*a few minutes of Richard Lewis and Larry arguing over whether or not you can say "butchy" in 2017*
*server brings check to table*
*Larry opens check at table and looks exasperated*
"Excuse me, let me ask you a question. When did you start charging for bread?"
"Oh, sorry sir. We recently changed that policy a few months ago. I'm sorry for the inconvenience."
"I was here just a week ago and I didn't get charged for bread. Believe me, I would notice if I was charged for bread or not. Free bread is the cornerstone of the restaurant experience. It's half the reason I even pick this place, is for the free bread. My doctor says I'm underweight so I come here and take advantage of your free bread policy. You heard of that keto bullshit whatever diet? Whatever the opposite of that is, that's my diet. I eat bread until I'm sick and I still can't put on weight. It's quiet the issue, believe me. So I'm not buying this whole "we changed our policy" story you've weaved here."
"I'm sorry, maybe your previous server was new and unaware of our policy change. Whatever the case, I still do have to charge you for your bread, and again, I'm sorry about the misunderstanding."
"Really? I didn't even order the bread! At no point did you ask me if I even wanted your bread. You just brought it out without asking. It's understood that if a restaurant puts something in front of you without asking, it's free. You ever go to a mexican place and get charged for chips and salsa? I don't think so. What? Are you going to start charging for napkins now? Am I renting the silverware to use while I eat? Where does it end with you people? Charging for bread? I don't think so."
"Okay, honestly sir, you really want to know what it is? It's because you called my haircut "butchy." You're an asshole. Who makes a comment about their server's haircut?"
"What? What's wrong with butchy? Butchy is good! I wish my hair could be described as butchy! I don't even have hair! You know what this really is?? You're discriminating against me because I'm bald! I have to deal with you bald-ists every day of my life, don't think I don't know bald-ism when I see it! I would like to speak with your manager about your bald-ism."
"You know what sir, no, you're leaving. You're causing a scene and there's no such thing as "bald-ism." If anything I'm an asshole-ist. I hate assholes. And you're an asshole. Go. I'm calling security."
@Larry David hire me to be a writer please
Just had cheese fries with pulled pork and jalapenos. So good.
welcome back. hopefully having carbs in your tummy will make you happy so you're less of a bully to me like you have been since you started that diet
i did this but with beer its pretty much the same thing
you're the only bully on chorus, buddy
The failing Ken reverts away from his diet not even two weeks in.
Why does everyone think I’m a bully???
I was just screwing with you.
you keep stealing my lunch money
Shut up nerd