Brand New - Science Fiction (August 17, 2017) [ARCHIVED] Album • Page 885

[Brides Name]...Goddammit you look so lovely

 

(To the bride's father) Hide your daughters, the old men saaaayyyyyy!

 

That's the joke I was going to use haha

 

At a minimum you need to at least work in some BB quotes!

“All love from me”

Or say how in the history of time there have literally been billions of marriages. Something like that

 

Let's all write his speech for him using only Brand New lyrics

 

[Bride’s Name] you got my hand shaking

Wait...what?

 

[Grooms name] You don't appreciate Brand New, or me.

 

At some point, use a word you don't know and then say "I'm not sure if I'm using that word correctly but you know what I mean

 

“I know a million girls who’d kill to be you right now”

 

And remember, it’s not just about the words you say. It’s about the feel and articulation too

 

Good luck bud!

 

Are you writing all this down @truelovewaits

 

You can start by saying "When [groom] first told me he was marrying [bride], it lit me up like a torch on a pitch black night"

 

This wedding is so ccccccccControversial

 

And at the end of your speech you can get all sappy and look at the bride and say “I am glad you found a good man”

You’re welcome

 

That whole song has perfect lines for this:
"It's happened before and I'm sure it'll happen again, it's getting old, hey you never know"
"Give me one night inside of your thighs"
"She leaves scars on me like she's marking territory"

 

You could tell the bridesmaids something like
"You can sin or spend the night all alone"


I mean, if you want to be creepy

Edit: fixed a typo

 

isn't the lyric "you can sin" REPORTED

 

I'm listening to neutral milk hotel while eating a granola bar

 

I'm sitting at work counting the minutes to my lunch break

 

I'm beating up Kakarot's brat for fun.

 

IT WAS A TYPO! I KNOW THE LYRIC! DON'T BAN ME!!!

 

You guys hear that new Movielife album yet?

 

about to hit play on said lunch break

 

It's like 600000 degrees in Chicago today

So much new music out today so naturally I'm listening to Deja