Brand New - Science Fiction (August 17, 2017) [ARCHIVED] Album • Page 789

Doubt it lol

 

It’s a fucking goat pun totally intended

On a related note, I just realized I ate like a vegetarian today, no meat at all.

 

My wife and kids are vegetarian. I am not.

 

Yea. I can't limit it to just one. It just doesn't feel right.

 

In all seriousness, I've long been considering a move to vegetarianism. I just always find an excuse. There's always some asshole smoking meat around me every weekend who ruins it.

 

I could cut out everything but fish. Sushi is my life.

 

1) Cheeto fingers, they're less visible
2) Belches don't smell
3) Pound that goat. I must guarantee that no one knows about it.
4) Not smile - everyone always tells me they've never seen me smile anyways
5) SO - bragging rights, bitch!
6) Walk in on them, provided that they don't know I saw them
7) BO - I'm more used to it and the girl I desire doesn't smell like roses either
8) Rich - so then I can get plastic surgery and make me attractive
9) Well if I'm already rich from question 8 then no need
10) Yes. I just hope they're all alive when I come back.

 

Really? Man, super easy for me.

 

That would be the one exception for me too. And hibachi style squid/octopus.

I also have a ton of spaghettios leftover from hurricane prep. A good amount of them have meatballs or hotdog in them, so I can't start until they're gone...

 

The prodigal son!

 

I eat meat pretty much every day. This is quite the anomaly. Maybe tomorrow I’ll get some goat: Birrieria Zaragoza

 

Honestly, the only reason I'm not a vegetarian is because I'm selfish. There are way too many reasons to be a vegetarian but I am a selfish asshole. At least I'm not lying to myself, I guess.

 

Oh man that looks good. It's gonna be hard to counter that with the eggplant taking up space in my fridge.

 

I will! I'll probably start in about an hour and try to get 2-3 episodes in.

 

Haha I actually have 2 eggplants as well. I’ll probably grill one and make eggplant parmesan with the other.

 

Completely agree

 

Billy Eichner is funny

 

I'm watching American Vandal and I'm crying from laughter.

 

Wanda Sykes is funny.

 

Nathan Fielder is funny

How this dude doesn't break is beyond me

 

Blakebeats returns

 

I miss @fenway89

 

Starting the second episode now. I enjoyed the first episode. I liked the scene where the guy from the radio station was telling them the story about the back-to-back Flo Rida songs when they were in the car. Darius definitely provides a lot of comic relief. I liked when he was going on about using rats for cellphones haha