Brand New - Science Fiction (August 17, 2017) [ARCHIVED] Album • Page 1012

Is that the movie where the two parents grow a kid in the back yard and raise him like their own while they work at a pencil factory? That movie sucked worse than Yajirobe in a fight.

 

It was so bizzare, the cop was acting suuuuper nervous too. And kept looking around in my car with his flashlight. And I was just like, "umm I am just on my way home from buying a sweater at old navy."

 

I experienced the weirdest road rage driving home from Vegas last week. This super huge 18-wheeler out of nowhere just started holding his horn and speeding up as if to run me off the road. I went into the other lane and he flipped me off while passing me. The fuck did I do?

 

I've had that happen outside of Vegas with a huge semi truck before!! I was on my way back to Utah, he laid on his horn so I moved lanes, then he got behind me again and laid on his horn. Weird

 

Good thinking making up the whitest excuse in history!

 

Weirdest instance of road rage I was ever involved in was as a passenger (which goes in hand with my taking edibles for the first time story). My friend and I drove out like 45 minutes to go get another friend (and the usual bud/drug plug at the time) and on the way we're all (not the driver) trying some edibles he got and we're all hanging out being loud and silly and I guess my friend got amped; as he's known to do.
Driving fast listening to heavy bassy music (former cybergoth kid lol) and someone merges off a highway onto the service road we're on and cuts him off SUPER ABRUPTLY so he gets mad and speeds up, cuts them off, gets clipped driver side off tail end behind the back wheel.
Awkwardly stopped on the wrong shoulder of a service road he says "Call the cops!" still in the heat of the moment and we're like "wtf? we got all this on us" 3 minutes later he comes back in saying the dapped up/hugged and worked out saying they both were being assholes.

Most civil road rage incident ever, bro'd it out lol. Totally made me forget the edibles we took too so when they hit I didn't even know wtf happened - other story other time but odd incident regardless lol.

 

So apparently Tom Petty is still alive after all

 

Embarrassed to say that my road rage experience I was the aggressor. I was young and dumb and this guy pissed me off cutting me off so I got in front of him at some point in the middle of nowhere between El paso and Arizona, got next to a truck and just kept the same speed as the truck so he couldn't pass for a few minutes. After about 3 miles we got over let him pass he waved and I waved. It was funny and he knew what he did.

 

I've never had road rage. I'm fairly chill when driving in stressful situations

 

I get road rage basically every morning when my dumb ass leaves late (literally every morning...) and I blame every other driver in the world for why I'm about to miss my train. It's definitely always their fault and never my fault for not leaving a few minutes earlier.

Also if I'm driving in a middle lane on the high way and you speed up on me, but there are other lanes wide open, we have a problem.

Also if I'm in the fast lane and you're not even going 5 mph over the speed limit, we have a problem.

 

I almost had road rage once. I was getting out of the in-n-out drive thru and these teenagers were just standing in the way so I sat there for a bit but they didn't move. I honked to get them out of the way but then they just stood directly in front of my car laughing

Ngl I almost pressed the gas

 

My weirdest road rage is when I was traveling in my space pod and I got side swiped by this blasted fool of a Yardratian in his space pod. Apparently he was trying to outrun a member of galactic patrol. So I caught up to him and blasted him into oblivion! I left before the patrolman could even speak.

 

Have you gotten a driver's license since you've taken up residence on Earth?

 

@truelovewaits Curb thoughts?

 

Absolutely incredible. Never missed a beat since he's been off the air

 

Without spoiling anything for anybody, the part where my wife was losing it was when Larry was talking to his assistant about her two day absence. Pretty much that whole scene haha

And I loved how Leon answered the phone that first time!

 

I'd rate s9e1 of curb a 1.58









Out of 2

 

That's a 79%
I wonder how @truelovewaits feels about a C+ rating.

 

Also, Larry taught me the proper text to send when someone’s pet passes away

 

I have! I drive a Tahoe! I much prefer my space pod though.

 

Who wouldn't?! Congrats on passing. Did you have to persuade the examiner with a threat of force, or are you truly a skilled driver?

 

I am skilled at your earth driving. Compared to a spaceport it's nothing. Though I did have to convince the driving examiner that I had in fact parallel parked correctly with a bit of threatening.

 

Lol...no, but that sounds fascinating

 

I was only able to make it through like 10 minutes of that shit

 

Haha what movie is that