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Hi Kevin and Brad!

 

Hi Erwin. Want a balloon? They float.

 

Sure! How nice of you, you're all so nice.

Also; Hi @Kingjohn_654

 

Good. Because you'll float too!

 

BEEP BEEP!

 

Hi!

 

I once saw a video of FOB's armsrace where a part of the song was captioned with 'i'm a leading man and I'm also into cats' and to this day that's all i hear.

 

Hah, just checked you out too..Jesus Christ you pushing 40!? and still behave like a 15 year old!
I remember you roasting me when I first joined the forums and tbh I thought you were some young-20-year-old-kid trying to impress your internet-buddies by humiliating a newbie. "I guess this growing up" never happened to you.

p.s I still know you're all reading this.

 

So @bradsonemanband whats your favorite blink song over all? Apple Shampoo right??

 

Well this thread is interesting today.

Hi guys

 

Hi @bachna84

 

Oh man. Depends on the day really. "Not Now" and "Apple Shampoo" are definitely near the top for me though.

 

Hi @bachna84 ! GO TRIBE!

 

I think I have to go with Feeling This as number one, but Not Now and Apple Shampoo are in the top 5 for sure.

 

But then there's Going Away To College and Online Songs too...damn.

 

Well boom! There's your top 5! Ha

 

I bet you're surprised that there's no California on it ;)

 

Josie, you're my source of most frustration
Forget when I don't meet expectations

 

Adam's Song will always be my number one. I didn't get into them til after Enema came out and my buddy made me a cassette with 6 from Dude Ranch and 6 from Enema. Pretty sure I listened to Adam's Song 30 times in a row. Keeping in mind I had to rewind the tape every time lol

 

Tom DeLonge

Doctor Who character

"Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cyberman!"
Tom DeLonge
Affiliated with Blink 182

Tawmus "Tom" DeLonge, also known as "Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cyberman!", is a musician, actor and superhero from a parallel universe, best known for appearing as himself in the british reality series Doctor Who and its spinoffs. He is a Cyberman, but he feels emotions. He is often nicknamed "The Cyberman with a Soul" or "The Emo Cyberman"!

Contents

Human Life

the Tom DeLonge of our universe, with the key difference being that he wasn't quite as much of a twat. As a result, Blink 182 never disbanded in this alternate timeline and, more importantly, Angels and Airwaves never formed. This simple fact made this alternate world a much better place to live in than ours. Technology was more advanced, there were Zeppelins in the sky and people could download news and jokes directly into their brain!


London as part of a UK tour. Travis and Mark were once again taking the piss out of Tom and his bizarre sexual fetishes, causing him to walk off in a huff. As he was walking down the street, ranting to himself, he was kidnapped by an old man named Mr Crane and forced to wear mind controlling earpods.

The last thing he was aware of before having his brain transplanted into a Cyber Suit, was a 4-armed machine with lasers, knives and circular saws cutting apart his human flesh, while the song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by Tight Fit was rather inappropriately playing in the background.

His voice was not significantly altered during the conversion process, as they felt his natural voice sounded enough like a malfunctioning robot as it is.

Life as a Cyberman

John Lumic's plans to forcefully convert or kill all humans. He, along with numerous other cybermen stormed the Tyler estate and rounded up the guests for a compulsory free upgrade to "Human.2". The Doctor was able to destroy the cybermen by deactivating all their emotional inhibitors, effectively giving them back their souls. Once all the converted humans realised what they had become, the shock caused their heads to literally explode!

But for some unknown reason, Tom DeLonge did not suffer the same fate. For some reason, he was able to adjust to the change of being just a brain in a cold, metal body. And, although he was shocked, he wasn't shocked enough to blow his own top.


Blink 182.2
After regaining his soul and emotions, Tom DeLonge reunited with his band mates. To reflect the fact that their guitarist was now a cyborg, the band changed their name to "Blink 182.2". Over the next 3 years, the band continued writing new material and released 2 new albums. Despite Toms robotic sense of humour, computerized vocals and bulky metallic fingers with limited mobility that prevented him from playing even the simplest of guitar chords, most fans hardly noticed a difference.


innocently surfing the internet, when a popup, advertising the chance to win a free IPod, popped up. Tom minimized the window to carry on with what he was doing. After a while, however, curiosity got the better of him and, despite the advice of his band mates, he clicked the ad. Suddenly, he became under attack from a deadly computer virus, and since he could never be bothered to download updates for his built in Antivirus Software, it overwhelmed him.

The virus took control of him and caused him to go crazy. He went on a killing rampage, starting with his band mates. He eventually managed to fight it off and regain control, but by then he had already killed hundreds of people. He then realised that, although he could feel emotions, he was still a killing machine. Overwhelmed with guilt, he decided to go on a quest for redemption, but now that the military had been called out to destroy him, he knew he wouldn't survive long in this world. So he stole a dimension jump from Torchwood and followed the other 3 million cybermen into our world.

A New World


daleks. With humans and cybermen being exterminated left, right and centre, his initial thoughts were "Woah! Fuck That!" So he stayed inside the warehouse, out of sight, to avoid extermination.

When The Doctor reversed the polarity of the breach, the cybermen and daleks (who were all outside) were sucked towards Canary Wharf, back into the void, but Tom (who was hiding in the warehouse) simply hit the ceiling. When the breach closed itself, he fell from the ceiling and hit the floor with a crash, sustaining minor damage.

Vigilante
Tom spent the next few months, using his cyber abilities for good. Since he didn't need to eat or sleep, he could patrol the streets 24/7, protecting the innocent and bringing criminals to justice. However, despite his body armour, sensors, built in weaponry and immortality, he was a pretty incompetent hero for 2 reasons:

1. He was incapable of running, so most criminals never found it that difficult to escape.
2. The mechanics of his legs and feet made it impossible for him to be stealthy, anyone could hear him coming a mile away.

His ineffectiveness as a hero depressed him even more. One day he was about ready to put an end to it all, when he received a visit from a man who claimed he could remove his weaknesses, and that man's name was Russell T Davies.

"Friendly Neighbourhood Cyberman"
“ I'm a Cyberman with a Soul on a Mission of Redemption, I Help the Helpless, I'm Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cyberman! ”
—Tom DeLonge

With the aid of a Welsh/English interpreter, Russell T Davies explained that the finest minds in Cardiff had developed a device he calls "The Lusterinn" (an anagram of "Silent Run") - A device that, when attached to each of a cyberman's legs, not only silences the noise they make, but also allows them to reliably work twice as fast, allowing the cyberman to march at running speed.


exaggerated. While they did reduce the noise his legs make and increase his maximum speed A LITTLE, it wasn't enough to make him a competent hero. Nonetheless, Tom was contractually obliged to star in the series.


citation needed], however Davies has been accused of plagiarism, due to the shows concept being very similar to that of Angel. Davies has denied these accusations. He also claims that other apparent similarities, such as the evil law firm named "Wolfram and Dalek" and Dalek Caan's prophecy that the Cyberman with a Soul will play a major role in the apocalypse, are also purely coincidental.
The show ran for 13 episodes. The last of which was a crossover with Torchwood, in which Tom had sex with Martha Jones, causing her to somehow become rapidly pregnant and give birth to a half-human, half-cyberman hybrid called Connor. Connor was then instantly taken by the space-time rift between Gwen's teeth and returned within seconds, but from his point of view, 8 years had passed and now he wants to kill his father for no reason.

The episode ended with Connor being cryogenically frozen, while Tom and Jack shared an upside down kiss.

 

I got into these guys when they had a song on the Charlie's Angels soundtrack. My dad was like "wow! What is this song?!" He loved it lol. He hated the movie though.

 

Haha honestly Bored To Death and She's Out Of Her Mind could probably peak into my top 20 or so.

 

End thread. Win.

 

BTD does for sure. I want to say I typed it out somewhere before.