Banana Thread

cream pie, bread, split. all delicious.

 

Best fruit.

 

Craving bananas foster big time right now

 

I love bananas.
On the other hand, my girlfriend absolutely refuses to come into any contact with bananas.
You can imagine what frustration and difficulties this brings me.

 

I can't think of bananas without thinking of Mitch Hedberg. Both for the frozen banana and for the banana bread.

 

I open bananas from the non-stem end (or whatever it's called - the opposite side that most humans use) and my friends make fun of me for it. But it works every time. I've never been able to use the stem to peel one. That end just gets mushy.

 

My least favorite fruit, tbh. Anything that has a hint of banana in it taste like a load of banana. No thanks.

Bet you guys thought I love bananas.

 

I keep hearing that's the way you're really supposed to peel it

 

Maybe I've been right all along.

 

I wrote a poem about how tired I was of bananas once. It's called "Pretty Tired of Bananas."

 

Can we just continue with cat bananas?

 

Banana Peanut Butter.
Banana Gelato.
Throwing a frozen banana into a shake with a scoop of PB.

Yeah, bananas are the best.

 

bananas.

bañanas.

i cannot wait to peel you mañanas.

Mushy mash in my munchers you mosh

Im filled with sorrow, until tomorrow

Until once more in my mouth youll slosh

 

Big banana fan

 

Wow. Can't unsee that.

 

Did you find it....
Un-apeeling?

 

Ate one of these last night and was thankful for the potassium. 5/5.