Astro 1ounge • Page 96

You are a charmer

 

not one person is brave enough to answer the would you rather. this place has changed

I choose poop

 

I mean I’ll be honest and TMI, but some days I’m close to that poop number so let’s go with that

Thank u high metabolism

 

alright

 

I’m sorry everyone

 

would you rather everyone see just a skeleton when they look at you or everyone else in the world looks like skeletons to you?

see the real questions here are do you think you could find someone to love you if they see you as a skeleton or do you you think you could love someone if they looked like a skeleton to you?

this is some good weed

 

it’s okay. you’re with family

 

oh god

uh

fuck

no

 

I might put that skeleton one on Facebook as a poll. can’t believe the jellyfish and sting ray poll ended in a tie

 

Bought 10 lottery tickets cause whatever i got nothing better to do

Laura Stevenson is now 15th all time in my last.fm. I've listened to her for one week lol

 

Are these related

 

yes

 

My fiance bought like 5. Poor kid thinks we will actually win millions of dollars and move to Montana to be neighbors with John Mayer....

oH wait that's me

 

Expectation - Moving to Montana and living next to John Mayer
Reality - Moving to Montana and living next to Steven Seagal

 

Fuck no, lol.

 

I might buy a lotto ticket or two

 

If I win, I'll send you all $10,000.

Except @Fucking Dustin, he'll get more

 

I have a coworker who has won 20K the last few times he’s gone to the casino playing cards

I almost want to give him all my money and tell him to keep a percentage of what he wins

 

I won $50 in DraftKings my first time playing. I then went on to win no more than $7 and now I'm out of money on the app

 

He also comes home with 1 or 2 scratch tickets and I just shake my head and laugh. Not eve

Can I just get like $500?

 

no. now you're getting $11,000

 

Friend of mine won like 20k on a scratch ticket. Son of a bitch owed child support so he had my (then) boyfriend cash it in and we drove to foxwoods and spent the day there I remember him handing me a stack of cash when we got there and I spent the whole day in the spa.

Oh to be 22 again.

 

awwwwww

 

this was not my 22.

 

@CarpetElf still using last.fm respec