Astro 1ounge • Page 84

dammit. there was a power surge at work and my chrome window closed, letting it to update. i hate updates. stop updating shit.

 

hoping this hurricane isn’t too bad but I’m always afraid it’ll be the worst one yet

 

@Florida Humans - be safe you fuckers. you're all wonderful. even daniel.

 

I'm so unaware of hurricanes that I texted my mom to see if they needed to evac and she was like "well, it's here, so nah we good"

paraphrasing

 

just grateful to not be on the coast

 

" this update took 3 hours you won't notice a single change "

 

yeah I wasn't even paying much attention to the hurricane so floridians be safe especially the panhandlers

 

Be safe out there, if you’re living in Florida. I’m terrified reading the headlines

 

Maybe it's the Floridian in me, but I wouldn't be too worried. The coast will mostly get hit hard but they aren't like the cities on the Atlantic in Florida. They're set up a lot better. Minus the trees. Trees are definitely a thing there. Watch out for trees, guys

 

yeah, I’m surrounded by trees

 

I will do what I can to help, since we have the same name I imagine that gives me some sort of power over the hurricane. Will report back

 

Y’all stay safe down there

Meanwhile I’m trying to get my internet to work because I want to watch Fargo on Hulu

 

you're telling me Florida is about to be hit by Hurricane Borat?

 

Very nice

 

No, my name...it's not Borat. It's Michael...

 

Well this is news to me

 

Wow this misleading, @CarpetElfs name is actually carpetelf

 

Holy fuck

 

totally unrealistic, dylan wouldn't touch anyone

 

Just tryina be like me

 

dan believe me when i say this

no one wants to be like you

but we still tolerate you

 

HAHAHA

FUCK DAN

 

HATE ME CAUSE YOU AINT ME MOTHAFUCKA

 

I need it to be 12 so I can eat lentils and read in my car

 

.......hipster