Astro 1ounge • Page 769

Me sick

 

This is terrible. Like, I have to pick AC/DC...but after a certain age it wouldn’t even matter and then I’d have nothing. But...sex tho :(

 

Sanch we doin another fitness challenge or what

 

Accept it coward!! @Dirty Sanchez

 

would you rather never eat any dessert foods ever again or never be able to sleep in a bed again?

 

would you rather lick a hundred sick and dying toads or put a random needle in your arm?

 

dessert foods

 

random needle at least has a CHANCE of being an acupuncture needle

 

not gonna touch the AC/DC one?

 

ACDC one I'd give up sex

Other sexual things that can still be done and I won't have to hear "Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution" during those acts

 

I s m o k e d at lunch don't tell anyone

 

about to smoke now

got some purp

 

Hell yeah. That's always the fast lane to bed and relaxation.

 

I assumed “no sex” meant no sexual acts at all. If MHJs are still on the table then I might change my vote

 

This is something a narc would say

 

narc naron is my favorite podcast host

 

it means you listen to that weezer song only

 

would you rather wash your hands once a year or wipe your butt once a month?

 

can I use purell instead of water

 

no

 

@GrantCloud face my wrath again

 

I'm buying a bidet and wiping once a month.

 

Although... are bidets 100 efficient? I've never had the pleasure.

 

Is pleasure even the right word? IDK.