Astro 1ounge • Page 760

Because it's fun to say wife

 

Omg. That’s literally insane :/

I echo above it’s cold here for Florida but it’s supposed to get back to the 60s & 70s this week if anyone needs a winter Florida getaway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Insert John mulaney gif

 

I’m extremely cold and it’s 60 degrees

 

Below 50 degrees I don't want to go outside
Also above 75 degrees
Or anything in the middle

 

@Dirty Sanchez goes out in shorts and flip flops in sub-50 degree weather

come on dirt this isn't a fricking jimmy buffett concert

 

Men are a different species

 

Ya on Saturday I went to the mailbox in shorts and flip flops. But I did put on jacket.

 

is this the new blink-182 album title

 

this is one of the 5 acceptable uses for flip flops.

1. going to a pool or beach
2. taking out trash
3. checking the mail
4. going to buy real shoes because you lost yours somehow
5. watering your lawn

 

I bit the bullet and got Santana tickets last night. The first step to exiting my 20s is complete.

 

Ask for a refund if he doesn’t play Smooth

 

Not playin’ smooth is criminal

 

It's for the 20th anniversary of Supernatural so it's a lock that he's playing Smooth

 

Currently writing a GoFundMe for my step dad, this sux :(

 

Got that blogger/outreach job today, of course a half hour before my interview, my old director calls and says she wants to try to fight to get me rehired again, ouy.

 

Make the 2 companies wrestle for you

 

Sorry to hear this, be sure to share it so we can contribute.

 

waiting to pick up a prescription at cvs and currently going crazy from the fourth straight play of jason mraz’s “the remedy”

 

Maroon 5 is up next. Hold on.

 

it's the experience

 

Don't worry your life away

 

Y'all

 

y'ins

 

I just skipped my middle class to bullshit a paper for my third class in an hour and a half, am I a god?!?!??