Astro 1ounge • Page 739

Really he just needs to stay in the league forever to keep giving us some Good Place jokes

 

there’s no pop culture reference i make in life more often than “budhole” from The Good Place. i have to cross my legs in like a diamond formation on the couch to get my cats to sit in there/on my lap and we call it my budhole. my budhole is often plugged with big hairy things and sometimes i can’t spread it wide enough for everyone who wants to slip inside

 

I saw it sancho

 

me 2. Sanch can’t get enough of my gaping budhole

 

WOT

 

what's going on in here

 

wdym?

 

Sanch loves budholes and the elliptical

 

she's gonna take your switch away.

what word?

you didn't tag me, but I saw it anyway.

I don't like wings! I love them.

 

i’m gonna screencap every @Dirty Sanchez post from now on. then i will periodically review them to see which ones he deleted. i will then compile those into a well-bound book, sell that book, and donate all proceeds to To the Stars Academy.

 

It runs in da family

 

I was trying to text daisy “I fucking hate when I open and the managers leave the front door locked. Idiots.”

But I sent it to my mom instead, who has never heard me cuss

 

At least it wasn't flirty or a dick pic

 

Or even worse, a b-hole pic. With kids these days it’s not out of the realm of possibility

 

Pretty sure my mom is the reason I swear all the time.

 

We know you love those

 

Your mom has never heard you cuss?!?
That’s adorable???
And also so completely out of the realm of possibility for me

 

The real question is how long will Mikey be on timeout ?

 

I don’t think my mom has heard me cuss

 

I never curse in front of my parents I'm pure

 

haha right? My own mother throws the C word around like its nothing half the time.

Classy lady she is.

 

i never curse in front of my mom, those convos are dead on arrival

 

Lmao

 

im gonna be a blogger

 

A podcast is enough